Mothman
@moth-adjacent.bsky.social
The Man. The Moth. The Legend.
Was deceased for a while. Cool stuff!
May 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Was deceased for a while. Cool stuff!
Look, cats don’t like me. Babies don’t like me. I’m unsettling. It’s the way it should be.
March 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Look, cats don’t like me. Babies don’t like me. I’m unsettling. It’s the way it should be.
The Fresno Nightcrawlers are just out here vibing. No drama, just pure leg energy.
March 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The Fresno Nightcrawlers are just out here vibing. No drama, just pure leg energy.
No, I haven’t seen The Shape of Water, Deborah. Get off me.
March 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
No, I haven’t seen The Shape of Water, Deborah. Get off me.
Sometimes you gotta follow your heart. Even when everybody else says “you can’t even do one prophecy right!” Look, I tried my best, okay?
March 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Sometimes you gotta follow your heart. Even when everybody else says “you can’t even do one prophecy right!” Look, I tried my best, okay?
I caught a glimpse of the future! Tomorrow's powerball will be
0̶̢̬͈̺͈̜̤͇̲̺̠́͋1̶̱̙̞͉͚̳̖͚̮͉̠̐͛̈́̂̌̚-̵̛̣̭͇̍́̈̊̍̃̅̚͝s̵̞͕͑̈̽̋͛T̸̡̟͈̠͓̮̣̳̫̪̫͊̋͘͠͝_̷͈̫̼͇̲͔̙͖̈́͐̇̋͂͜ͅq̶͎͓̭̤̺̍̒̅͛̎̎̐̈́͠͝q̵͔̳̦̹̊æ̸̱̞̭̿́̍̓̾̓͝͝i̷̠̟̿̍̈́̑̌͌̂́̚͝͝ȉ̸̡̦̣͎̘͖̲͇̳/̴̢͉͕͇͇͚̗̱̭͈̐̍̽̑̑̑͠͝x̵̛̦̼̟̩̝̦̼̳̥͒̃́̆͂̚͘͜͜
0̶̢̬͈̺͈̜̤͇̲̺̠́͋1̶̱̙̞͉͚̳̖͚̮͉̠̐͛̈́̂̌̚-̵̛̣̭͇̍́̈̊̍̃̅̚͝s̵̞͕͑̈̽̋͛T̸̡̟͈̠͓̮̣̳̫̪̫͊̋͘͠͝_̷͈̫̼͇̲͔̙͖̈́͐̇̋͂͜ͅq̶͎͓̭̤̺̍̒̅͛̎̎̐̈́͠͝q̵͔̳̦̹̊æ̸̱̞̭̿́̍̓̾̓͝͝i̷̠̟̿̍̈́̑̌͌̂́̚͝͝ȉ̸̡̦̣͎̘͖̲͇̳/̴̢͉͕͇͇͚̗̱̭͈̐̍̽̑̑̑͠͝x̵̛̦̼̟̩̝̦̼̳̥͒̃́̆͂̚͘͜͜
March 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I caught a glimpse of the future! Tomorrow's powerball will be
0̶̢̬͈̺͈̜̤͇̲̺̠́͋1̶̱̙̞͉͚̳̖͚̮͉̠̐͛̈́̂̌̚-̵̛̣̭͇̍́̈̊̍̃̅̚͝s̵̞͕͑̈̽̋͛T̸̡̟͈̠͓̮̣̳̫̪̫͊̋͘͠͝_̷͈̫̼͇̲͔̙͖̈́͐̇̋͂͜ͅq̶͎͓̭̤̺̍̒̅͛̎̎̐̈́͠͝q̵͔̳̦̹̊æ̸̱̞̭̿́̍̓̾̓͝͝i̷̠̟̿̍̈́̑̌͌̂́̚͝͝ȉ̸̡̦̣͎̘͖̲͇̳/̴̢͉͕͇͇͚̗̱̭͈̐̍̽̑̑̑͠͝x̵̛̦̼̟̩̝̦̼̳̥͒̃́̆͂̚͘͜͜
0̶̢̬͈̺͈̜̤͇̲̺̠́͋1̶̱̙̞͉͚̳̖͚̮͉̠̐͛̈́̂̌̚-̵̛̣̭͇̍́̈̊̍̃̅̚͝s̵̞͕͑̈̽̋͛T̸̡̟͈̠͓̮̣̳̫̪̫͊̋͘͠͝_̷͈̫̼͇̲͔̙͖̈́͐̇̋͂͜ͅq̶͎͓̭̤̺̍̒̅͛̎̎̐̈́͠͝q̵͔̳̦̹̊æ̸̱̞̭̿́̍̓̾̓͝͝i̷̠̟̿̍̈́̑̌͌̂́̚͝͝ȉ̸̡̦̣͎̘͖̲͇̳/̴̢͉͕͇͇͚̗̱̭͈̐̍̽̑̑̑͠͝x̵̛̦̼̟̩̝̦̼̳̥͒̃́̆͂̚͘͜͜
Gang, when I tell you that I was this close to catching a leprechaun today… But I was outmaneuvered. Respect
March 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Gang, when I tell you that I was this close to catching a leprechaun today… But I was outmaneuvered. Respect
I saw a mailbox today and thought, ‘What if I lived in there?’ Now I can’t stop thinking about it.
March 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I saw a mailbox today and thought, ‘What if I lived in there?’ Now I can’t stop thinking about it.
The stars are out tonight, and I’m flying slightly crooked. What a vibe.
March 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The stars are out tonight, and I’m flying slightly crooked. What a vibe.
Tried to blend into the shadows earlier. Ended up knocking over a trash can. Very stealthy of me.
March 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Tried to blend into the shadows earlier. Ended up knocking over a trash can. Very stealthy of me.
Your porch light keeps flickering. That’s not me, but it is hilarious
March 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Your porch light keeps flickering. That’s not me, but it is hilarious
The moon’s been looking at me weird lately. I might need to take this personally.
March 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The moon’s been looking at me weird lately. I might need to take this personally.
I bet you never even considered that whoever stole your other sock might have needed it more than you. Selfish.
February 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I bet you never even considered that whoever stole your other sock might have needed it more than you. Selfish.
Hey, do you know -stop screaming, I need to ask you something- do you know how to get to Lexington from here?
February 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hey, do you know -stop screaming, I need to ask you something- do you know how to get to Lexington from here?
What's your favorite song? Mine is "Ultrasonic Clicking (12 Hour Version)"
February 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What's your favorite song? Mine is "Ultrasonic Clicking (12 Hour Version)"
Sorry you couldn't find the drone your dad got you for christmas. On an unrelated note, I ate a really weird bird the other day!
February 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sorry you couldn't find the drone your dad got you for christmas. On an unrelated note, I ate a really weird bird the other day!
Been spending a lot of time on the west coast, but none of the other cryptids have come to say hi. Did I do something?
February 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Been spending a lot of time on the west coast, but none of the other cryptids have come to say hi. Did I do something?
Oh, sure… Aladdin can take you on a romantic flight through the night sky, but when I do it, it's all: "Ahh! Let me go!" Seems fair.
February 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh, sure… Aladdin can take you on a romantic flight through the night sky, but when I do it, it's all: "Ahh! Let me go!" Seems fair.
You’d think with all this time in the air, I’d have a better sense of direction. Nope.
February 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
You’d think with all this time in the air, I’d have a better sense of direction. Nope.
Did you hear that flapping noise? No? How about this one?
February 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Did you hear that flapping noise? No? How about this one?
Yeah, Chupacabra is friendly, but don't ask him how he's doing. Guy has STORIES.
February 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Yeah, Chupacabra is friendly, but don't ask him how he's doing. Guy has STORIES.
Someone in New Jersey mistook me for their friend Dennis last night. Dennis, you doing okay?
February 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Someone in New Jersey mistook me for their friend Dennis last night. Dennis, you doing okay?
Here’s a riddle: I’m everywhere and nowhere. You can’t escape. Good luck.
February 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Here’s a riddle: I’m everywhere and nowhere. You can’t escape. Good luck.
I’m not "stalking" you. I’m just... around. Casually. Watching. Floating. Valentine’s Day style.
February 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m not "stalking" you. I’m just... around. Casually. Watching. Floating. Valentine’s Day style.
One minute, I'm cruising through the clouds. Next minute I’m on your windshield. How fun.
February 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
One minute, I'm cruising through the clouds. Next minute I’m on your windshield. How fun.