One of the lesser-known versus of "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch."

You're a jerkface, Shelia wench
You're such a mean ol' bird
You go through life all mouldy
Like an ancient white yard turd
Shelia weeeeee-eeench!

I been workin' 'ere since my mama was a baby.

I both needed to know for my own mental security that I was a normal zebra not a messed-up horse AND needed the diagnosis to ask for the accommodations I need to be an effective employee. Accommodations are hard enough with the paperwork; trying to get them to cooperate without it is a nightmare.

I remember a girl doing this as her poem for an interpretive poetry competition, and we were always a little unsure if it counted as a poem or not. But this was definitely the best version I've heard!

I like to hope that whoever took it at least knew what they got and enjoyed it. I probably would've worn it 'til it was holey. lol

Right?! Whoever it was had enough sense to never wear the shirt to school (and also took my volleyball gear but thankfully not my uniform). I occasionally check eBay, but I've never seen another one of that specific shirt.

When I was a youngin', I won a Toonami shirt by calling in and singing the right lyrics to the "Josie and the Pussycats" theme. Some jerk stole my gym bag in my Freshman year of high school, and I lost both my cool Garfield tote and my irreplaceable Toonami shirt. I am still not over this loss.

Afraid not. I am well east of that.