This must be what it feels like when Slytherin wins the House Cup.

Could someone point me toward an article that explains Kendrick Lamar’s performance? I came to the performance uneducated and I’d like to know more to appreciate the artistry and nuance.

If you need to know what the Wakefield sisters were doing in 1993 and that PITA Enid, I’m your gal.

Homey vanilla chamomile tea with lemon, extra honey and ginger is my IV of the weekend. Please don’t put tariffs on Colorado. Celestial Seasonings is my boo.

Wish my coworkers would stop being bio-terrorists.

Me wearing a mask into a meeting.
Coworker: You sick?
Me: No, but you are
Coworker: Yeah….

With the ICE raids it seems we’ve begun to dig through the ditches. Thankfully I have time to plan my outfit for the next stanza.

Feeling obligated to have a full family calendar is exhausting. I mark a few weekends a “make no plans for mom” on the calendar. When my beloveds attempt to tie me down for plans I tell them to check the calendar. Godspeed with your plans, I’ll be over here doing wtf I want.

Hope my therapist brings his A game tomorrow.

Teenage daughter in awe: “This place embodies all of America. The most American place ever!”

National Archives? Statue of Liberty? Williamsburg?

We were at Buc-ee’s.

Tomorrow I’ll be sitting side by side in perfect harmony with my doggos sans media. May be the most peaceful day of the year.

Back to school shopping? Don’t forget to stock up on thoughts and prayers.

Happiness is not finding loofahs at your parents’ home in the Villages.

When the foster dog gets too comfortable.

Nothing screams job security like people smoking outside a funeral home.

Our family plays a musical alphabet game on car trips. Starting with A, we alternate playing artists through Z. I didn’t want to play today, but was assigned A and begrudgingly complied.

18:34 min later a 3-1 vote passed. Alice’s Restaurant is henceforth forbidden from rotation.

Exercise regimen: Pibble Pull
#pets #dogs

My teenager asked why we don’t talk about Johnny Appleseed anymore. Let’s get started.

He carried seeds in his pants.