Briar Thorne
@motherthorne.bsky.social
She/her/they
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• Amateur model • Artist • photographer • ghost
✨🏳️⚧️✨ https://fans.ly/Briar_Th0rne
Insta: @briar_th0rne
• Amateur model • Artist • photographer • ghost
I keep getting told I'm a psychopath because I put my frozen pizza in the microwave rather than the oven.
OH, so you fuckin sheep think a hard, roof of the mouth cutting pie is somehow superior to rolling a hot steaming cheese disc into a burrito for your portable pleasure.
WAKE UP!
OH, so you fuckin sheep think a hard, roof of the mouth cutting pie is somehow superior to rolling a hot steaming cheese disc into a burrito for your portable pleasure.
WAKE UP!
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I keep getting told I'm a psychopath because I put my frozen pizza in the microwave rather than the oven.
OH, so you fuckin sheep think a hard, roof of the mouth cutting pie is somehow superior to rolling a hot steaming cheese disc into a burrito for your portable pleasure.
WAKE UP!
OH, so you fuckin sheep think a hard, roof of the mouth cutting pie is somehow superior to rolling a hot steaming cheese disc into a burrito for your portable pleasure.
WAKE UP!
The ads I'm getting are giving me whiplash.
December 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The ads I'm getting are giving me whiplash.
--Hormone appointment --
Me: I'm worried about my lack of fat redistribution.
Doctor: you need fat to have fat redistribution.
Me:
Me: I'm worried about my lack of fat redistribution.
Doctor: you need fat to have fat redistribution.
Me:
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December 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
--Hormone appointment --
Me: I'm worried about my lack of fat redistribution.
Doctor: you need fat to have fat redistribution.
Me:
Me: I'm worried about my lack of fat redistribution.
Doctor: you need fat to have fat redistribution.
Me:
Oh...Silent Hill F is only on new gen consoles... that's just rude. The ps4 has so much life in it still.
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Oh...Silent Hill F is only on new gen consoles... that's just rude. The ps4 has so much life in it still.
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Different steps to this one
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Different steps to this one
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December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Tiddy Tuesday!! Show em off!
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Tiddy Tuesday!! Show em off!
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These 3 beauties are no longer in the shop because it's overflowing... is anyone interested in buying them?
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
These 3 beauties are no longer in the shop because it's overflowing... is anyone interested in buying them?
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I only took 4 pens to Iceland 😅
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I only took 4 pens to Iceland 😅
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Some late night cake for Humpday !!
(Celebrate with some more yourself 🫣)
(Celebrate with some more yourself 🫣)
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Some late night cake for Humpday !!
(Celebrate with some more yourself 🫣)
(Celebrate with some more yourself 🫣)
Hadn't given the band Chumbawamba a chance until recently. I feel so silly that, until now, I've only ever heard "Tubthumping".
There are so many other good songs.
There are so many other good songs.
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hadn't given the band Chumbawamba a chance until recently. I feel so silly that, until now, I've only ever heard "Tubthumping".
There are so many other good songs.
There are so many other good songs.
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RT if you'd let me ride you 💞
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
RT if you'd let me ride you 💞
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Some new street art spotted in DC 🤣
September 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Some new street art spotted in DC 🤣
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This bed ain’t gonna break itself 😘
(Photos by @skincapture on IG)
(Photos by @skincapture on IG)
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This bed ain’t gonna break itself 😘
(Photos by @skincapture on IG)
(Photos by @skincapture on IG)
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Your POV moments before getting face fucked!
May 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Your POV moments before getting face fucked!
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May 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM