Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
@mothking.bsky.social
Sourdough, Architecture, and Wikipedia enjoyer.
Gas station in North Dakota with 2 pumps: "Hey there pal, you're our first customer in two days. Let me tell you about all these taxidermied deer that are mounted above the cash register"
Gas station in Georgia with 120 pumps: [slur redacted]
Gas station in Georgia with 120 pumps: [slur redacted]
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Gas station in North Dakota with 2 pumps: "Hey there pal, you're our first customer in two days. Let me tell you about all these taxidermied deer that are mounted above the cash register"
Gas station in Georgia with 120 pumps: [slur redacted]
Gas station in Georgia with 120 pumps: [slur redacted]
I think Jay Graber is a full-on Jesse Singal-type transphobe
October 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I think Jay Graber is a full-on Jesse Singal-type transphobe
Did I post this already? Either way, fine time to bring it back
September 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Did I post this already? Either way, fine time to bring it back
After seeing Donald's military parade: Hmm, a feeble attempt at a show of force by a dying empire. I can recognize this because I'm immune to propaganda
After seeing Xi's military parade: *googling* How to leave American century of humiliation to become member of Chinese beautiful cowgirl batallion
After seeing Xi's military parade: *googling* How to leave American century of humiliation to become member of Chinese beautiful cowgirl batallion
September 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
After seeing Donald's military parade: Hmm, a feeble attempt at a show of force by a dying empire. I can recognize this because I'm immune to propaganda
After seeing Xi's military parade: *googling* How to leave American century of humiliation to become member of Chinese beautiful cowgirl batallion
After seeing Xi's military parade: *googling* How to leave American century of humiliation to become member of Chinese beautiful cowgirl batallion
Well, can't argue with that. Have another one:
July 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Well, can't argue with that. Have another one:
@quorators.bsky.social, the masses are clamoring for an "All chimp questions" episode. Many people are saying this.
July 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@quorators.bsky.social, the masses are clamoring for an "All chimp questions" episode. Many people are saying this.
Mr. President sir, many people are saying you're weak for not dealing with the illegal immigrant who won't stop bringing up Epstein. They say he's a disloyal dog who has nothing to fear from you and that he's making a mockery of this great country sir. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER
July 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Mr. President sir, many people are saying you're weak for not dealing with the illegal immigrant who won't stop bringing up Epstein. They say he's a disloyal dog who has nothing to fear from you and that he's making a mockery of this great country sir. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER
Gentiles calling Mamdani antisemitic like
July 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Gentiles calling Mamdani antisemitic like
Hey @support.bsky.team, if my Following feed is going to be filled with content from accounts I don't follow, which haven't been reposted by anyone I follow, then this place has fallen into the same trap as Facebook or TikTok.
Wouldn't you rather be better than those companies?
Wouldn't you rather be better than those companies?
May 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Hey @support.bsky.team, if my Following feed is going to be filled with content from accounts I don't follow, which haven't been reposted by anyone I follow, then this place has fallen into the same trap as Facebook or TikTok.
Wouldn't you rather be better than those companies?
Wouldn't you rather be better than those companies?
ME: Hello, I need the world's biggest and ugliest watch, something that says "Tricking me into buying a Dodge Charger at larcenous rates would be trivially easy"
CASIO: Of course. That's our speciality
ME: I also need some gynecological imaging equipment
CASIO: You're never gonna believe this
CASIO: Of course. That's our speciality
ME: I also need some gynecological imaging equipment
CASIO: You're never gonna believe this
March 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
ME: Hello, I need the world's biggest and ugliest watch, something that says "Tricking me into buying a Dodge Charger at larcenous rates would be trivially easy"
CASIO: Of course. That's our speciality
ME: I also need some gynecological imaging equipment
CASIO: You're never gonna believe this
CASIO: Of course. That's our speciality
ME: I also need some gynecological imaging equipment
CASIO: You're never gonna believe this
What do you think is going on rn in the alternate universe where this guy made the shot?
February 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What do you think is going on rn in the alternate universe where this guy made the shot?
repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for
February 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for
You're not a real Bluesky user until they give you the official Bluesky coffee maker for posting good
January 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You're not a real Bluesky user until they give you the official Bluesky coffee maker for posting good
Hey do y'all think Kleenex professonal is right for me? I've considered going pro but personally I think I'm more of a hobbyist nose blower
January 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hey do y'all think Kleenex professonal is right for me? I've considered going pro but personally I think I'm more of a hobbyist nose blower
Repost time: Spot the difference edition
December 19, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Repost time: Spot the difference edition
guys I've solved the middle east conflict (Syria gets the Golan Heights back, as a treat)
December 8, 2024 at 3:43 AM
guys I've solved the middle east conflict (Syria gets the Golan Heights back, as a treat)
Now that's what I call posting!
December 2, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Now that's what I call posting!
