Moved back to north 2 years ago and Victor is our block captain.

We sadly missed the majority of this drama as it was happening l, but now every little drop of lore we learn about his campaigns is so insane and hilarious. Please continue to drop more whenever it’s relevant lol.

Hank if you see this I hope you’ve at least thought about it.

I know there’s billions of reasons to not do it. But I hope you think about it.

But “kinda like Pete Buttigieg but with a lifetime of experience in communicating and educating online” isn’t a bad elevator pitch

OR JUST MAYBE the good and thoughtful leaders we have in other industries that are already the best at using the internet to communicate should make the decision to get into political leadership…

… any thought on that front Hank? 🥺

Have exactly three toes visible on camera for 3 seconds

Earnestly say the Pledge of Allegiance directly to camera (this one gave me the ick)

Pluck a nose hair and put it in the other nostril to let it see what it’s been missing

Gargle Karaoke

Find a nickle and show it to the camera

Couch Cushion Snack (find and eat a crumb from your couch)

Choose one coffee mug from your home and legitimately throw it in the trash. Right now.

Post a screenshot of your notes app

An earnest attempt at a handstand or cartwheel