Moth
@mothpoems.bsky.social
Amateur poet, professional failure. They/them
Discovered that eating breakfast gives me superpowers and I can unload the dishwasher now
November 27, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Discovered that eating breakfast gives me superpowers and I can unload the dishwasher now
Hate when it's just bright enough outside that light gets up your nose and makes you sneeze
November 12, 2023 at 8:50 AM
Hate when it's just bright enough outside that light gets up your nose and makes you sneeze
Youtube told me to stop using an adblocker and I instantly blocked the element using my adblocker
November 6, 2023 at 8:13 AM
Youtube told me to stop using an adblocker and I instantly blocked the element using my adblocker
Whoever invented bread went crazy with that
November 6, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Whoever invented bread went crazy with that
Showing up to work late and then taking an early lunch is how I keep myself so soft and smooth. It's only partially the connective tissue disorder
November 5, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Showing up to work late and then taking an early lunch is how I keep myself so soft and smooth. It's only partially the connective tissue disorder
If gender is a performance then I'm getting booed off the stage
if gender is a performance then i'm a high school improv team
if gender is a performance then i'm the phantom of the opera babyyyyyyyy
October 20, 2023 at 11:41 PM
If gender is a performance then I'm getting booed off the stage
Speedrunning having the flu after not getting sick for 3 years
October 20, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Speedrunning having the flu after not getting sick for 3 years
Do men even keep a bust of Pallas just above their chamber door anymore? 🙄
October 10, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Do men even keep a bust of Pallas just above their chamber door anymore? 🙄
I have the secret ability to suddenly remember I have a timer or alarm set, mere moments before it goes off and scares the shit out of me anyway
October 7, 2023 at 6:04 AM
I have the secret ability to suddenly remember I have a timer or alarm set, mere moments before it goes off and scares the shit out of me anyway
The wind made me weird and tense so now I'm crouched under my weighted blanket like a beast hiding from war
October 2, 2023 at 6:29 AM
The wind made me weird and tense so now I'm crouched under my weighted blanket like a beast hiding from war
taking the day off work to pursue my true calling, Posting
September 27, 2023 at 4:16 AM
taking the day off work to pursue my true calling, Posting
Call me Solomon the way he lemegeton his lesser key
September 25, 2023 at 6:35 AM
Call me Solomon the way he lemegeton his lesser key
Call me maybe the way I might exist
September 25, 2023 at 6:33 AM
Call me maybe the way I might exist