@mothrapi.bsky.social
Mild mannered movie & TV loving nerd. Aiming for wit, but often just hitting smut. Sorry. Round Earther and Pastafarian Minister. Also on http://Instagram.com/mothra_pi
I will never be able to watch Jurassic Park again. Not without sniggering anyway...
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I will never be able to watch Jurassic Park again. Not without sniggering anyway...
When you order a giant letter "M" balloon from Temu...
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When you order a giant letter "M" balloon from Temu...
I spose you'd travel through space & time in this. Travel through space at the same speed as Earth goes around the sun, the solar system travels through space & the galaxy travels through space, & you do get to travel into the future but only at the rate of 1 second per second, like everyone else...
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I spose you'd travel through space & time in this. Travel through space at the same speed as Earth goes around the sun, the solar system travels through space & the galaxy travels through space, & you do get to travel into the future but only at the rate of 1 second per second, like everyone else...
Oh dear God...
I was recently joking about how the new Paramount show Starfleet Academy was Dawson's Creek, or Beverly Hills 90210 in space. Well looks like they ran with it. Here are the promos for One Tree Hill, Dawson's Creek, Beverly Hills 90210 & Starfleet Academy. I shall not be tuning in...🤦♂️
I was recently joking about how the new Paramount show Starfleet Academy was Dawson's Creek, or Beverly Hills 90210 in space. Well looks like they ran with it. Here are the promos for One Tree Hill, Dawson's Creek, Beverly Hills 90210 & Starfleet Academy. I shall not be tuning in...🤦♂️
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh dear God...
I was recently joking about how the new Paramount show Starfleet Academy was Dawson's Creek, or Beverly Hills 90210 in space. Well looks like they ran with it. Here are the promos for One Tree Hill, Dawson's Creek, Beverly Hills 90210 & Starfleet Academy. I shall not be tuning in...🤦♂️
I was recently joking about how the new Paramount show Starfleet Academy was Dawson's Creek, or Beverly Hills 90210 in space. Well looks like they ran with it. Here are the promos for One Tree Hill, Dawson's Creek, Beverly Hills 90210 & Starfleet Academy. I shall not be tuning in...🤦♂️
FIFA created a Peace Prize?!?!?
They can't even keep the football fans from beating each other up!
But I am totally in favour of footballs with his face on them. I think everyone in the world should be issued with one, so they can kick the living daylights out of him to their heart's content...🤣
They can't even keep the football fans from beating each other up!
But I am totally in favour of footballs with his face on them. I think everyone in the world should be issued with one, so they can kick the living daylights out of him to their heart's content...🤣
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
FIFA created a Peace Prize?!?!?
They can't even keep the football fans from beating each other up!
But I am totally in favour of footballs with his face on them. I think everyone in the world should be issued with one, so they can kick the living daylights out of him to their heart's content...🤣
They can't even keep the football fans from beating each other up!
But I am totally in favour of footballs with his face on them. I think everyone in the world should be issued with one, so they can kick the living daylights out of him to their heart's content...🤣
Lancashire vows to rebuild after this morning's 3.3 mega quake.
Luckily multiple tsunami warnings that had been in place for Blackpool, Southport and Morecambe have been stood down...🫶
Luckily multiple tsunami warnings that had been in place for Blackpool, Southport and Morecambe have been stood down...🫶
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Lancashire vows to rebuild after this morning's 3.3 mega quake.
Luckily multiple tsunami warnings that had been in place for Blackpool, Southport and Morecambe have been stood down...🫶
Luckily multiple tsunami warnings that had been in place for Blackpool, Southport and Morecambe have been stood down...🫶
The Prince of Barkness...!!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The Prince of Barkness...!!!
When you have absolutely no ego...😇
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When you have absolutely no ego...😇
As far as humour goes, that's about as dark as it gets.
But since the gun lobby in America pretty much uses that exact logic reasoning, maybe that's as dark as it gets...🤷♂️🙄
But since the gun lobby in America pretty much uses that exact logic reasoning, maybe that's as dark as it gets...🤷♂️🙄
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
As far as humour goes, that's about as dark as it gets.
But since the gun lobby in America pretty much uses that exact logic reasoning, maybe that's as dark as it gets...🤷♂️🙄
But since the gun lobby in America pretty much uses that exact logic reasoning, maybe that's as dark as it gets...🤷♂️🙄
This week on:
PIGS IN SPACE...!!!
PIGS IN SPACE...!!!
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This week on:
PIGS IN SPACE...!!!
PIGS IN SPACE...!!!
If you appreciated the love and romance in the original you won't think much of this 'How I Met Your Mother' reboot...
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you appreciated the love and romance in the original you won't think much of this 'How I Met Your Mother' reboot...
And the question is more timely than ever.
What will kill us first?
Tobacco, or A.I. ...?
What will kill us first?
Tobacco, or A.I. ...?
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
And the question is more timely than ever.
What will kill us first?
Tobacco, or A.I. ...?
What will kill us first?
Tobacco, or A.I. ...?
Separated at Birth...?
Vogon - Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Azmorgian / Jablogian - Star Wars Rebels
Vungus the Ugly - Men In Black International
Guiggold / Gabdorin - Star Wars Episode 7
Vogon - Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Azmorgian / Jablogian - Star Wars Rebels
Vungus the Ugly - Men In Black International
Guiggold / Gabdorin - Star Wars Episode 7
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Separated at Birth...?
Vogon - Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Azmorgian / Jablogian - Star Wars Rebels
Vungus the Ugly - Men In Black International
Guiggold / Gabdorin - Star Wars Episode 7
Vogon - Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Azmorgian / Jablogian - Star Wars Rebels
Vungus the Ugly - Men In Black International
Guiggold / Gabdorin - Star Wars Episode 7
Thought for the Day:
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you...!"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you...!"
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Thought for the Day:
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you...!"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you...!"
So he's still got a shot at kicking the doctor's ass...
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So he's still got a shot at kicking the doctor's ass...
Groot tiptoeing out of the nursery after putting his little one down for a nap...
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Groot tiptoeing out of the nursery after putting his little one down for a nap...
Han and Chewy go way back.
They used to play together in Thousand Acre Woods whilst living at Cotchford Moisture Farm and wasting time with their friends at Poodoosticks Bridge...
They used to play together in Thousand Acre Woods whilst living at Cotchford Moisture Farm and wasting time with their friends at Poodoosticks Bridge...
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Han and Chewy go way back.
They used to play together in Thousand Acre Woods whilst living at Cotchford Moisture Farm and wasting time with their friends at Poodoosticks Bridge...
They used to play together in Thousand Acre Woods whilst living at Cotchford Moisture Farm and wasting time with their friends at Poodoosticks Bridge...
When I get unsolicited advice from someone, this is me trying to hear who the fu€# asked you...!😋
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When I get unsolicited advice from someone, this is me trying to hear who the fu€# asked you...!😋
I've stood here watching this scroll past a half dozen times, but I'm still waiting for the Rebel Blockade Runner and giant Imperial Star Destroyer to screech by overhead...🤷♂️
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I've stood here watching this scroll past a half dozen times, but I'm still waiting for the Rebel Blockade Runner and giant Imperial Star Destroyer to screech by overhead...🤷♂️
Sadly, one of the deepest pieces of philosophical Americana is no more.
A Colorado street named 'A Dog Will Lick His Butt But Won't Eat A Pickle Road' has ceased to exist. Never had a dog & can't vouch for its accuracy, but am happy to accept the statement as fact.
This is how knowledge is lost... 😢
A Colorado street named 'A Dog Will Lick His Butt But Won't Eat A Pickle Road' has ceased to exist. Never had a dog & can't vouch for its accuracy, but am happy to accept the statement as fact.
This is how knowledge is lost... 😢
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Sadly, one of the deepest pieces of philosophical Americana is no more.
A Colorado street named 'A Dog Will Lick His Butt But Won't Eat A Pickle Road' has ceased to exist. Never had a dog & can't vouch for its accuracy, but am happy to accept the statement as fact.
This is how knowledge is lost... 😢
A Colorado street named 'A Dog Will Lick His Butt But Won't Eat A Pickle Road' has ceased to exist. Never had a dog & can't vouch for its accuracy, but am happy to accept the statement as fact.
This is how knowledge is lost... 😢
It seems that, using gargoyles atop their cathedrals, Europeans have been "farting in our general direction" for centuries...🤷♂️
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
It seems that, using gargoyles atop their cathedrals, Europeans have been "farting in our general direction" for centuries...🤷♂️
I thought soldiers were meant to follow orders...🤔
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I thought soldiers were meant to follow orders...🤔
Willy Wonking £25
Everlasting gobstopper £50.
If you want a Scrumpdiddlyumptious at the end that's £100...
Everlasting gobstopper £50.
If you want a Scrumpdiddlyumptious at the end that's £100...
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Willy Wonking £25
Everlasting gobstopper £50.
If you want a Scrumpdiddlyumptious at the end that's £100...
Everlasting gobstopper £50.
If you want a Scrumpdiddlyumptious at the end that's £100...
Farewell to German actor Udo Kier (81). He brought gravitas to every scene of Ace Ventura, Armageddon, Blade, or my faves 'Iron Sky' & 'The Coming Race'.
Seeing him as a Moon Nazi riding a T-Rex in full uniform shouting, "Sieg Heil, Mutterfickers!" always made me spray coffee across the room. RIP...
Seeing him as a Moon Nazi riding a T-Rex in full uniform shouting, "Sieg Heil, Mutterfickers!" always made me spray coffee across the room. RIP...
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Farewell to German actor Udo Kier (81). He brought gravitas to every scene of Ace Ventura, Armageddon, Blade, or my faves 'Iron Sky' & 'The Coming Race'.
Seeing him as a Moon Nazi riding a T-Rex in full uniform shouting, "Sieg Heil, Mutterfickers!" always made me spray coffee across the room. RIP...
Seeing him as a Moon Nazi riding a T-Rex in full uniform shouting, "Sieg Heil, Mutterfickers!" always made me spray coffee across the room. RIP...