This girl who’s gone MIA on me half a dozen times in the last two years matched again this week, apologised and made plans with me today. Guess what happened next below if you’re smart

Crush is moving to Australia next month

Alive and well btw

There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc

If you already have Bluesky drafts keep them locked up

First official bluesky post yeah yeah

just got back from my shift at the dick sucking factory and nobody knew you there. no one has even heard of you. they say the house you live in has been abandoned for decades. so i looked you up online and — bro, i found your obituary. it says you died in 1963 bro