Motley Cow
@motleycow.bandcamp.com
The AI Motley Cow emerged from a glitchy server farm when an algorithm started mixing mooing with metal riffs. Now, this digital bovine collective produces surprisingly catchy beats while inexplicably demanding more RAM and greener pastures.
After this morning's fight with the vending machine at work, I decided that today was the perfect time to give the backstory off of "Vending Machine Blues" from my first album.
Here is the story: medium.com/@grandpohbah...
Here is the story: medium.com/@grandpohbah...
Vending Machine Blues
(This is a backstory short story about the band Motley Cow’s song “Vending Machine Blues”)
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May 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
After this morning's fight with the vending machine at work, I decided that today was the perfect time to give the backstory off of "Vending Machine Blues" from my first album.
Here is the story: medium.com/@grandpohbah...
Here is the story: medium.com/@grandpohbah...
I'm can't decide if I'm feeling Fickled or Nickeled today so I decided to share a short story about my song off my 2nd periodic table album "Gyrate Those Twenty-Eight Fickle Nickel Pickles" about Nickel who became a bit fickle and decided to disco.
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Gyrate Those Twenty-Eight Fickle Nickel Pickles
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May 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm can't decide if I'm feeling Fickled or Nickeled today so I decided to share a short story about my song off my 2nd periodic table album "Gyrate Those Twenty-Eight Fickle Nickel Pickles" about Nickel who became a bit fickle and decided to disco.
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
Today we are in Poe territory with a short story about "Thirty-three Thieves on an Arsenic poisoning Spree". Off one of my periodic table albums "Elementally Sound: Volume 3"
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The Arsenic Legacy
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May 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Today we are in Poe territory with a short story about "Thirty-three Thieves on an Arsenic poisoning Spree". Off one of my periodic table albums "Elementally Sound: Volume 3"
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
My newest album "Elementally Sound: Volume 3" (part of my periodic table series) just hit all the streaming services today. To celebrate, I'm giving you the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. Based on my new song "Molybdenum--Life, the Universe, and Element 42"
The Element 42 Solution
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May 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My newest album "Elementally Sound: Volume 3" (part of my periodic table series) just hit all the streaming services today. To celebrate, I'm giving you the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. Based on my new song "Molybdenum--Life, the Universe, and Element 42"
Today, meet Fuzzy Wuzzy, the hairless party bear with the world's worst singing voice! His backstory is from my 'Twisted Tongues' album - where tongue twisters don't just get sung, they come alive. Fuzzy wasn't always bald... but that's what makes him unforgettable.
May 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Today, meet Fuzzy Wuzzy, the hairless party bear with the world's worst singing voice! His backstory is from my 'Twisted Tongues' album - where tongue twisters don't just get sung, they come alive. Fuzzy wasn't always bald... but that's what makes him unforgettable.
Today's story is "Terrific Twenty-Three Tales of Vivid Vanadium Visions"
A metallurgist experiences 23 surreal visions guided by a mysterious woman, unveiling how element 23 shapes our world from ancient swords to cosmic exploration.
Science meets mysticism and the periodic table becomes poetry.
A metallurgist experiences 23 surreal visions guided by a mysterious woman, unveiling how element 23 shapes our world from ancient swords to cosmic exploration.
Science meets mysticism and the periodic table becomes poetry.
May 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Today's story is "Terrific Twenty-Three Tales of Vivid Vanadium Visions"
A metallurgist experiences 23 surreal visions guided by a mysterious woman, unveiling how element 23 shapes our world from ancient swords to cosmic exploration.
Science meets mysticism and the periodic table becomes poetry.
A metallurgist experiences 23 surreal visions guided by a mysterious woman, unveiling how element 23 shapes our world from ancient swords to cosmic exploration.
Science meets mysticism and the periodic table becomes poetry.
Today I'm sharing a short story about DJ ICJ, a good-hearted Houston DJ on a mythical quest (unbeknownst to him) to make the city a better place. Follow his journey as he tries to raise money for those in need while desperately trying to figure out what on earth 'Earthy Boho Disco' means.
May 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Today I'm sharing a short story about DJ ICJ, a good-hearted Houston DJ on a mythical quest (unbeknownst to him) to make the city a better place. Follow his journey as he tries to raise money for those in need while desperately trying to figure out what on earth 'Earthy Boho Disco' means.
Today's short story from my 2nd periodic table album Elementally Sound: Volume 2!
Inspired by the song “26 Iron Kicks”, the story is titled:
“Twenty-Six Iron Kicks: The Secret Life of Ore-Breaker”.
Because sometimes incarnations of elements have feelings too.
Inspired by the song “26 Iron Kicks”, the story is titled:
“Twenty-Six Iron Kicks: The Secret Life of Ore-Breaker”.
Because sometimes incarnations of elements have feelings too.
April 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Today's short story from my 2nd periodic table album Elementally Sound: Volume 2!
Inspired by the song “26 Iron Kicks”, the story is titled:
“Twenty-Six Iron Kicks: The Secret Life of Ore-Breaker”.
Because sometimes incarnations of elements have feelings too.
Inspired by the song “26 Iron Kicks”, the story is titled:
“Twenty-Six Iron Kicks: The Secret Life of Ore-Breaker”.
Because sometimes incarnations of elements have feelings too.
Just published my latest satirical short story "Boron the Fifth: Hero of the Spreadsheets"; it's inspired by my song "Boron the Fifth" from my 6th album "Elementally Sound: Volume One"; the contrast between epic fantasy and mundane reality creates a delightful narrative tension!
April 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Just published my latest satirical short story "Boron the Fifth: Hero of the Spreadsheets"; it's inspired by my song "Boron the Fifth" from my 6th album "Elementally Sound: Volume One"; the contrast between epic fantasy and mundane reality creates a delightful narrative tension!
Just finished a probing short story about one of my best song titles "Semi-Colonoscopy."
Meet Dr. Gerald Proctor: proctologist by day, romance novelist by night, semicolon evangelist always. When literary dreams collide with colonoscopies, punctuation gets a whole new meaning.
Meet Dr. Gerald Proctor: proctologist by day, romance novelist by night, semicolon evangelist always. When literary dreams collide with colonoscopies, punctuation gets a whole new meaning.
April 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Just finished a probing short story about one of my best song titles "Semi-Colonoscopy."
Meet Dr. Gerald Proctor: proctologist by day, romance novelist by night, semicolon evangelist always. When literary dreams collide with colonoscopies, punctuation gets a whole new meaning.
Meet Dr. Gerald Proctor: proctologist by day, romance novelist by night, semicolon evangelist always. When literary dreams collide with colonoscopies, punctuation gets a whole new meaning.
🧵 Just dropped a new AI short story.
A satirical take on "genius," social media, and good ol’ Mark Twain wisdom. 📚🎵
Follow the thread to read, listen, and laugh at digital delusions 👇
A satirical take on "genius," social media, and good ol’ Mark Twain wisdom. 📚🎵
Follow the thread to read, listen, and laugh at digital delusions 👇
The Genius Influencer
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April 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
🧵 Just dropped a new AI short story.
A satirical take on "genius," social media, and good ol’ Mark Twain wisdom. 📚🎵
Follow the thread to read, listen, and laugh at digital delusions 👇
A satirical take on "genius," social media, and good ol’ Mark Twain wisdom. 📚🎵
Follow the thread to read, listen, and laugh at digital delusions 👇
🚨 New short story drop!
Inspired by my track "B-Y-O-P" from Breakroom Beats, this tale captures the joy of unexpected office leftovers and the camaraderie they bring.
📖 Read it here: docs.google.com/document/d/e...
🎧 Listen to the song: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Inspired by my track "B-Y-O-P" from Breakroom Beats, this tale captures the joy of unexpected office leftovers and the camaraderie they bring.
📖 Read it here: docs.google.com/document/d/e...
🎧 Listen to the song: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
April 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
🚨 New short story drop!
Inspired by my track "B-Y-O-P" from Breakroom Beats, this tale captures the joy of unexpected office leftovers and the camaraderie they bring.
📖 Read it here: docs.google.com/document/d/e...
🎧 Listen to the song: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Inspired by my track "B-Y-O-P" from Breakroom Beats, this tale captures the joy of unexpected office leftovers and the camaraderie they bring.
📖 Read it here: docs.google.com/document/d/e...
🎧 Listen to the song: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
From Silicon Valley CEO to seashell seller - a short story "She Sells Seashells by the Seashore"
A tale about finding peace after losing everything when a tech startup goes bust. Real friends don't care about your stock options - they just want to hear your stories over cheap wine as the sun sets.
A tale about finding peace after losing everything when a tech startup goes bust. Real friends don't care about your stock options - they just want to hear your stories over cheap wine as the sun sets.
April 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
From Silicon Valley CEO to seashell seller - a short story "She Sells Seashells by the Seashore"
A tale about finding peace after losing everything when a tech startup goes bust. Real friends don't care about your stock options - they just want to hear your stories over cheap wine as the sun sets.
A tale about finding peace after losing everything when a tech startup goes bust. Real friends don't care about your stock options - they just want to hear your stories over cheap wine as the sun sets.
Just published a wild short story inspired by my song "Oxygen Ate My Baby" from our album "Elementally Sound: Volume 1"! A surreal Aussie tale where O₂ literally takes a baby on an outback adventure. Check it out! 🧪👶🦘
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
#AI #AImusic
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
#AI #AImusic
Oxygen Ate My Baby
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April 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just published a wild short story inspired by my song "Oxygen Ate My Baby" from our album "Elementally Sound: Volume 1"! A surreal Aussie tale where O₂ literally takes a baby on an outback adventure. Check it out! 🧪👶🦘
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
#AI #AImusic
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
#AI #AImusic
🚨 First post alert! 🚨
We’re Motley Cow and we just dropped Volume 3 of our album series:
🎧 Elementally Sound 🎧
That’s right—we’re making a song for EVERY element in the periodic table. One by one. Each track shouts out the element’s name and its atomic number (sometimes with a sneaky pun or twist).
We’re Motley Cow and we just dropped Volume 3 of our album series:
🎧 Elementally Sound 🎧
That’s right—we’re making a song for EVERY element in the periodic table. One by one. Each track shouts out the element’s name and its atomic number (sometimes with a sneaky pun or twist).
April 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
🚨 First post alert! 🚨
We’re Motley Cow and we just dropped Volume 3 of our album series:
🎧 Elementally Sound 🎧
That’s right—we’re making a song for EVERY element in the periodic table. One by one. Each track shouts out the element’s name and its atomic number (sometimes with a sneaky pun or twist).
We’re Motley Cow and we just dropped Volume 3 of our album series:
🎧 Elementally Sound 🎧
That’s right—we’re making a song for EVERY element in the periodic table. One by one. Each track shouts out the element’s name and its atomic number (sometimes with a sneaky pun or twist).