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Did you hear? That was great, right!? Real verbose!!!

♫ MDNI. 🔞

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Ah -- I'm precious to you ... ? //////
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Yyyup, it's me! Motormouth Mike!!! How-how-how-di-hey!!!

Now what's on Mike's schedule today, Boss?! Whatcha need me for?
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Payback for WHAT!!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Is it okay if someone is both gay and green.
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
[ Immediate rattling purrs. Wrapping her arms around him. ]
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You never know.
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
... Sorry.
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
OW???
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It COULD though. At any time.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
... L-like ... ?
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Not really
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I REALLY don't th-think ... 💧
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Do you think I'm stupid
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yes you did??? You said "That dice is sexy".
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A better example of an indisputable fact would be something like, "grass is green".
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wh -- it's fine.
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
[ ... Kind of pathetically puckering up her lips ]
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'M JUST A PIPPINS
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
O-objective??? 💦
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Wh -- don't say something like THAT. It's not exactly a competition for who has it the WORST out here.

Plus, if you keep talking about how nothing's happened to you, you're gonna JINX things!!!
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm just a Pippins, though ... 💧
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I DON'T WANT TO BE AFFIRMING THIS IS AWKWARD
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Whhguh? //////
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I don't even do anything special or different ... And you two are nicer than me, anyways. 💧
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I just don't think it's true
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM