Maybe Malinin should have played Darkest Dungeon before his skate... youtu.be/8yyAgk9der4?...

#Olympics

There's one more trade out there, AK, who is the next Bull?

Oh boy, that's a tough one.

Cmon, you can do it. Who do you think?

Okay. I think the next Bull will be... Nick Richards.

Hold it, hold it, AK, you have to pick a real player.

I can pick anyone I choose. And I choose, Nick Richards.

Human joints and tendons suck at the worst times... #NBAFinals

The #Knicks are an affront to basketball IQ.

I think it's safe to say there's now three certainties in life.

Death, taxes, and the #Leafs peeing down their leg.

Fire AK now and forever. And every Reinsdorf.

Was going to try and redo the lyrics to Futurama's Robot Hell to describe the #Bulls, but I'm giving the same half assed effort they did.

This Dansbo Swinson is pretty good at the Based Ball. #Cubs

Sick bullpen, Jed.

Tony Granato and I have a very different definition of "playing well."

Oh well, time for the broadcast to start blowing smoke up my ass about how the #Blackhawks are bursting at the seams with their "prospects" pipeline.

And with a resounding snipe, Connor McDavid wins The Battle of the Gulf of Freedom Fries.

Butterscotch Pudding 3 - Stale Twinkies 2

#4Nations

A 10-minute ceasefire has been declared in The Battle of the Gulf of Freedom Fries.

Gravy/Back Bacon 2 - Pulled Pork/BBQ Sauce 2

#4Nations

The Battle for the Gulf of Freedom Fries rages on. Tied after two.

Mayo/Malt Vinegar 2 - Chili Cheeze Whiz 2

#4Nations

After one period, the Battle of the Gulf of Freedom Fries is tied.

Poutine 1 - Portillo's Cheese Sauce 1

#4Nations

It's really hard to tell what is more convoluted and stupid at this point, the #Bulls post-Jordan trade/draft history or the Zelda timeline

Something tells me that Pumpkins performance is a precursor to how this game is going to be.... #WinterClassic