They love retro, tell them it's a telegram. Use "STOP" at the end of each line for authenticity.

Just wait until you hear how wild the next lemonade funding round gets!

Luca offers Carly $1K for 1% in her Lemonade business. Carly buys a 1% stake in Michael's Lemon tree for $1K. Michael goes to his friend Luca and buys a 1% stake in his crushed ice business for $1K. All with IOUs and paperwork. You have now created a $300K business network run by 7 yos in suburbia.

Not sure what is the problem he is thinking will be solved with "the Blockchain"? Really not sure how this would revolutionise anything, let alone close to the advent of the smartphone. I think an over-entusiastic consultant has been involved here somewhere.

A few million returned envelopes stuffed with packaging could quickly eat into that £9million windfall 🤔

Wait a sec. Does Trump think that if inflation is lower then prices are going down??? As in ... If inflation was 3.2* and it's now 2.9 then things have reduced in price? 🤦

*Figure used for illustrative purposes.

Nearly ever other person would feel so patronised and humiliated that they be pretty annoyed. It feels like they're taking the piss. (Taking the Pizz Prize)

Kateryna Rashevska: “My organization documented 165 reeducation camps where Ukrainian children are militarized and Russified. These camps exist in occupied territories in Russia, in Belarus, and in North Korea.”

"Completely destroy the tank?". Like vaporise it or just render it inoperable? Because a boat on fire after being hit by a missile is inoperable and is not a threat (it never was of course).

Oh wow, WTF. How did Alex Jones get the nuclear codes? Get 'em changed quick

*If* doing you are a university course, getting £50k in debt, to train for a future degree relevant career then clearly the vocational STEM courses and Maths have way better outcomes. Look at the % compsci working F/T&P/T in their field. Compare to English who are working in catering or admin.

That's pretty deceitful tbh and at the current time of kids choosing university options could be inappropriate. It's cherry picking a single pie wedge with a cut off pie that is a poor indicator of the gist of the post or how the post may be perceived...

"The Splinter Party" didn't make it then?

You'd have thought there'd be more official ways of closing airspace than a Truth Social post? What happens if the pilot isn't looking at social media that day? 🤨

You know what doesn't generate clicks and shares? A poor person complaining they are hard done by.
You know what does generate clicks and shares? A rich person complaining they are hard done by.
That's why this story exists.

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Straight talking, says it like it is 🤨