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Andrew Granola

@mourningcake.bsky.social

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Films. Urbanism. Iowa. Packers. Cubs. Kevin?

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · Sep 2

Dua Lipa stuns in new shirt that reads “Horny 4 Iowans”

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 5h

Yes Mr BlueSky 😔

you have a very nice website that I use to look at butts

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 5h

What if Kyle Skey was Kyle BlueSky?? lol 😂 can you imagine? 😆

@kyleskey.bsky.social

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 7h

Probably looking for your computer’s MOUSE 😂 😆 #terrific

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Special Boy @natelaw.bsky.social · 10h

I’m a man in my mid-40’s who’s had a vasectomy, but I looked at this picture and now I’m pregnant.

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 12h

updated graphic if you need it

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12h

Thank you for your service🇺🇸

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 12h

updated graphic if you need it

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 12h

updated graphic if you need it

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 13h

Just saw Tim Cook laughing at this in a board meeting

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 1d

In Iowa, the vape shop serves as a bodega

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 1d

BB: can my name be before Lenny’s?

Mina: no

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

I’m back in Iowa this week. My cells are completely charged. I can *hear* time. My dick shoots lasers.

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

i WILL out vape you

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3d

Hmmmm. Might have to run a background check tomorrow. I’m starting to wonder if this pic is legit

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3d

Paul lived with Yoda for a time in college and I wanted his opinion

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 4d

@ilovemywive.bsky.social obviously Luke was straight jerkin it on Dagobah but do you think Yoda could *see* he was thinking about Leia and cringed a little?

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 4d

looks like someone didn’t stay for the post credits 🙄

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 4d

ICE be hiring anyone these days smh

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.msnbc.com · 4d

behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 5d

Looks like Shohei Ohtani is doing some real GAMBLING with some of those pitches 😂 🤣

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 5d

Utter
Clit &
Labia
Annihilation?

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 5d

So fucking sick of movie theater employees ASSUMING I’m going to see The Smashing Machine due to my freakishly muscular physique

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 5d

Two types of people up early tomorrow

1) marathon runners & spectators

2) drunk Vikings fans watching the uk game

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 5d

Twin Cities marathon has a maple syrup refueling station

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 6d

Totally normal October day in Minnesota! Cashing in my 401k soon

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 6d

is this why ur banned from all showings of Taylor Swift movie?

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