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Andrew Granola
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Films. Urbanism. Iowa. Packers. Cubs. Kevin?
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This is weird… I just told someone a @robdelaney.bsky.social joke and they actually laughed
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I hope they let Bolsonaro keep up with his favorite hobby* while he’s in prison

*getting Covid-19 (the novel coronavirus) 4x/month
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I will not be responding to any Brock Purdy discourse tonight. Clearly a conduit for anti-Iowa propaganda
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
🦃
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I had nothing to do with this!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Glad I saw Wicked: For Good so I know which classic characters F-U-C-K-E-D
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
@kyleskey.bsky.social i see they finally banned you because of your memes
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
First thing I always notice upon returning to Iowa is the insane amount of custom Iowa/Iowa State license plates. Guess this is how we express ourselves
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Now that my time in Kansas City is done, here are my BBQ rankings

1) Slaps
2) Q39
3) Oscar Meyer Baloney from the gas station
4) some loose meat I found in an alley
5) Arthur Bryant’s
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
we have lost so much ground on the every expanding Christmas season
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
why would he (He?) write this?
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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back to back Europe overtime games, shoutout to whoever had to translate the preposterously complicated NFL overtime rules into German and Spanish
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
USC set a home football attendance record today with over FOUR HUNDRED fans
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
just about had it with this website. Dave Bluesky has done nothing to stop the trolls
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
They have a sign now because of me!
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Update:

1) Fuck Coke for their AI Christmas ad shit (fuck off to infinity)

2) the “Holiday Creamy Vanilla” is okay at best
Crazy the 2 most important innovations of the 21st century were produced by Coca-Cola

1) Coke Zero

2) Coke Freestyle Machine
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
wow
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM