Andrew Granola
@mourningcake.bsky.social
Films. Urbanism. Iowa. Packers. Cubs. Kevin?
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Obsessed with all the bodegas in Honolulu. Downtown has the first “Nice To CU” in the United States.
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Obsessed with all the bodegas in Honolulu. Downtown has the first “Nice To CU” in the United States.
“No one named Mort should be operating a discotheque”
~something I said to another human being a few days ago
~something I said to another human being a few days ago
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 AM
“No one named Mort should be operating a discotheque”
~something I said to another human being a few days ago
~something I said to another human being a few days ago
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Jokes aside, it so happens my cousin Ed is chief aviation electrician for all Presidential aircraft & while he (understandably) isn’t returning texts atm he has told me in past that the President does need to occasionally be defibrillated to “shock” his asshole closed after a bad bout of diarrhea
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Jokes aside, it so happens my cousin Ed is chief aviation electrician for all Presidential aircraft & while he (understandably) isn’t returning texts atm he has told me in past that the President does need to occasionally be defibrillated to “shock” his asshole closed after a bad bout of diarrhea
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
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The Chicago Bears had a chance to score a touchdown and said “no thanks, we hate our fans”
January 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The Chicago Bears had a chance to score a touchdown and said “no thanks, we hate our fans”
Davante Adams: forever a Packer
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Davante Adams: forever a Packer
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close enough
i feel compelled to watch the entire Bears game even though I know it will end with Caleb Williams throwing a 37-yard touchdown under intense pressure on 4th-and-11
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
close enough
The Chicago Bears had a chance to score a touchdown and said “no thanks, we hate our fans”
January 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The Chicago Bears had a chance to score a touchdown and said “no thanks, we hate our fans”
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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It was so scary. I refused to look at the model they made of me & I also refused to look at the screen when we did some additional dialogue recording. 🙈
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 AM
It was so scary. I refused to look at the model they made of me & I also refused to look at the screen when we did some additional dialogue recording. 🙈
Hawaii Basketball: good/fun
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Hawaii Basketball: good/fun
I’ve just about fuckin had it with this app. And to think of all the people I’ve helped with it
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I’ve just about fuckin had it with this app. And to think of all the people I’ve helped with it
Always been a fan of Big West ball (as far as you guys know)
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Always been a fan of Big West ball (as far as you guys know)
Sadly with the extended length of the game, the Green Bay Packers fell victim to the overpowering smell of Chicagoan farts and had to forfeit the game
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Sadly with the extended length of the game, the Green Bay Packers fell victim to the overpowering smell of Chicagoan farts and had to forfeit the game
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Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly https://theonion.com/caleb-williams-signals-boisterous-chicago-home-crowd-to-eat-less-loudly/
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly https://theonion.com/caleb-williams-signals-boisterous-chicago-home-crowd-to-eat-less-loudly/
I had my suspicions from an early age
January 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I had my suspicions from an early age
There’s a rumor that @robdelaney.bsky.social got his face ripped off by a chimpanzee in a major motion picture that was released this weekend
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
There’s a rumor that @robdelaney.bsky.social got his face ripped off by a chimpanzee in a major motion picture that was released this weekend