Andrew Granola
@mourningcake.bsky.social
Films. Urbanism. Iowa. Packers. Cubs. Kevin?
Extra month actually! Honolulu is basically paradise on earth so I extended my Airbnb last week.
January 26, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Extra month actually! Honolulu is basically paradise on earth so I extended my Airbnb last week.
Many people are saying “Go Seahawks” or “Go Rams” but I’m saying “Go Refs and The Rule of Law!!”
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Many people are saying “Go Seahawks” or “Go Rams” but I’m saying “Go Refs and The Rule of Law!!”
How long until the Dodgers just buy teams and strip them for parts?
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
How long until the Dodgers just buy teams and strip them for parts?
Regardless, the stations were really nice. Love the gates that prevent people from falling on the track
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Regardless, the stations were really nice. Love the gates that prevent people from falling on the track
they’re going to go great with your True Religion jeans 👖🙏🏻 🏓
January 22, 2026 at 9:16 PM
they’re going to go great with your True Religion jeans 👖🙏🏻 🏓
Reposted by Andrew Granola
Jokes aside, it so happens my cousin Ed is chief aviation electrician for all Presidential aircraft & while he (understandably) isn’t returning texts atm he has told me in past that the President does need to occasionally be defibrillated to “shock” his asshole closed after a bad bout of diarrhea
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Jokes aside, it so happens my cousin Ed is chief aviation electrician for all Presidential aircraft & while he (understandably) isn’t returning texts atm he has told me in past that the President does need to occasionally be defibrillated to “shock” his asshole closed after a bad bout of diarrhea
