Paul Scofflaw
@mouseatreides.bsky.social
games industry professional - avid reader - music explorer - sometime stand up - consummate millennial - CWA 7250 steward - pretty okay guy
I was @Wrightsparrow on Twitter, for better or worse
I was @Wrightsparrow on Twitter, for better or worse
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Paul Scofflaw
@mouseatreides.bsky.social
· Nov 26
A lot of people credit the Greek philosopher Gorgias with coming up with the idea of solipsism, but it's pretty obvious to me that I did
terminally online hard-boiled eggs:
chat are we cooked?
chat are we cooked?
December 25, 2024 at 1:12 AM
terminally online hard-boiled eggs:
chat are we cooked?
chat are we cooked?
Watching Home Alone again this year and the short Wet Bandit looks like the cop from the beginning
December 25, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Watching Home Alone again this year and the short Wet Bandit looks like the cop from the beginning
headphones connected to the
neckphone
neckphone
December 21, 2024 at 1:43 AM
headphones connected to the
neckphone
neckphone
what the fuck spellcheck
December 20, 2024 at 6:30 PM
what the fuck spellcheck
my daughter asked for a pink gift card for christmas but I don't know why the color would matter
December 19, 2024 at 9:07 PM
my daughter asked for a pink gift card for christmas but I don't know why the color would matter
salad for lunch today came in a container that boldly proclaimed to be "microwave safe" so that's nice
love a piping hot salad on a cold snowy day like this
love a piping hot salad on a cold snowy day like this
December 19, 2024 at 6:27 PM
salad for lunch today came in a container that boldly proclaimed to be "microwave safe" so that's nice
love a piping hot salad on a cold snowy day like this
love a piping hot salad on a cold snowy day like this
I'm beginning to think the "don't show me this again' button isn't hooked up to anything
December 18, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I'm beginning to think the "don't show me this again' button isn't hooked up to anything
My boss always tells me when it's time to go home, but, for my professional growth, I wish sometimes he would tell me when it's time to go big
December 17, 2024 at 1:27 AM
My boss always tells me when it's time to go home, but, for my professional growth, I wish sometimes he would tell me when it's time to go big
Similarly, the Toy Story series being a joyous celebration of imagination and creativity while leaping and bounding us towards a computer-generated AI hellscape
The Grinch was a book and a nice cartoon you would see among holiday specials and it was sweet, a message about how Christmas comes from the heart. And now. Grinch merchandise every year to the point of nausea because that was such a great message and this is the licensed hell we live in
December 16, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Similarly, the Toy Story series being a joyous celebration of imagination and creativity while leaping and bounding us towards a computer-generated AI hellscape
this isn't really working for me, do you have anything in a small language model
December 16, 2024 at 4:54 PM
this isn't really working for me, do you have anything in a small language model
I take back everything I've said, some people still know how to sell books
December 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I take back everything I've said, some people still know how to sell books
wait isn't all yogurt probiotic or am I missing something
December 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
wait isn't all yogurt probiotic or am I missing something
kids after the sewing machine was invented: ok loomer
December 12, 2024 at 8:24 PM
kids after the sewing machine was invented: ok loomer
Beauty Pill does Nilsson? sold
“Better Call Saul” asked us to cover Harry Nilsson’s “Perfect Day” for a scene in the final season.
They wanted a faithful version. (I think the original was too pricy?)
We delivered a weird, semi-futuristic version. They passed.
We released it anyway.
beautypill.bandcamp.com/album/perfec...
They wanted a faithful version. (I think the original was too pricy?)
We delivered a weird, semi-futuristic version. They passed.
We released it anyway.
beautypill.bandcamp.com/album/perfec...
Perfect Day / Instant Night (remix), by Beauty Pill
2 track album
beautypill.bandcamp.com
December 11, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Beauty Pill does Nilsson? sold
I've met crazier 26-year-olds
December 10, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I've met crazier 26-year-olds
"Polyphemus, why are you crying out in pain? Are you ill? Is someone attacking you?"
"Nobody! Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!"
"Nobody! Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!"
December 9, 2024 at 3:46 PM
"Polyphemus, why are you crying out in pain? Are you ill? Is someone attacking you?"
"Nobody! Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!"
"Nobody! Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!"
inside you there are two wolves, inside me there are THREE wolves
December 7, 2024 at 10:03 PM
inside you there are two wolves, inside me there are THREE wolves
perhaps biased by who I am, a student of the humanities (though perhaps my study is biased by who I am) - the question this poem is asking has been on my mind for a few years.
We can probably create machines to live life for us
but why
We can probably create machines to live life for us
but why
A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
December 7, 2024 at 9:50 PM
perhaps biased by who I am, a student of the humanities (though perhaps my study is biased by who I am) - the question this poem is asking has been on my mind for a few years.
We can probably create machines to live life for us
but why
We can probably create machines to live life for us
but why
A seahorse driving a car with a bumper sticker that says Boy Mom
December 7, 2024 at 5:24 AM
A seahorse driving a car with a bumper sticker that says Boy Mom
no better panacea for anxiety than seeing someone with license plate tags more expired than yours
December 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
no better panacea for anxiety than seeing someone with license plate tags more expired than yours
The custodian isn't putting smiley faces on the urinal splash guards anymore and I just hope he's okay
December 6, 2024 at 2:39 AM
The custodian isn't putting smiley faces on the urinal splash guards anymore and I just hope he's okay
Reposted by Paul Scofflaw
Our solidarity is our strength.
December 5, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Our solidarity is our strength.
Modern problems: is it morally permissable to waste potable water from my faucet for the recommended thirty seconds to minimize my personal lead intake?
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Modern problems: is it morally permissable to waste potable water from my faucet for the recommended thirty seconds to minimize my personal lead intake?
Reposted by Paul Scofflaw
[egg factory]
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
[egg factory]
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
I know it's a hard pill to swallow, but sometimes, for the solvency of the collective, we have to make the tough decision let a few CEOs die - can't let bleeding-heart sentiment cloud our judgment
December 4, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I know it's a hard pill to swallow, but sometimes, for the solvency of the collective, we have to make the tough decision let a few CEOs die - can't let bleeding-heart sentiment cloud our judgment