That is an excellent model. I will try and recruit some likeminded friends.

That looks wonderful. Slightly out of my price range at the moment!

There are two active pickpockets at the foot of the escalators at Bond St station, watch your stuff more than usual. I saw them mark me so evaded (and pissed them off) but lots of partygoers and shoppers out. Grim.

Rain Dogs is a Christmas album.

Is that a fork that got bitten by a radioactive spider?

Anyway, mild scanxiety, but the new Eastman Dental Hospital is very swish, and I’m a regular here so I feel at home.

All hail to Offler.
May his sausages be plentiful.

Please, if someone insists they don’t want a gift, don’t fucking get them anything!

Some of us find the whole exchanging of gifts incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing, and would genuinely like not to be involved.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

That first dog has a weirdly tiny head.

This looks like a still from a lost Rik Mayall movie.

Does a Bluesky post count as a patent?

One stripe of jam on top of, or underneath cream, depending on which way you hold it, with appropriate “Devon/Cornwall” branding on opposing sides of the tube.

Happy Birthday Polly! I have just blown an imaginary party blower in your honour.