Brandon
@mowted.bsky.social
🏳️🌈Gay boi🏳️🌈, dog dad, Gaylor conspiracy theorist. Scott’s Tots traumatized me. He/him
The gay hockey show using t.A.T.u. perfectly in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five wasn’t on my bingo card, but I guess it should have been.
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The gay hockey show using t.A.T.u. perfectly in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five wasn’t on my bingo card, but I guess it should have been.
West End Girl tickets yeeeaahhhhhhhh
a man wearing glasses is smiling and says `` yeah , baby ! yeah ! ''
Alt: Austin Powers is excited for me
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December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
West End Girl tickets yeeeaahhhhhhhh
Walked into the breakroom today to see a full grown man drinking a can of corn straight from the can, water and all. This is why I don’t come into the office.
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Walked into the breakroom today to see a full grown man drinking a can of corn straight from the can, water and all. This is why I don’t come into the office.
One of my employees told me in casual conversation that her son is going to a furry convention next week and I didn’t know how to react. I faked getting a phone call and walked away.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
One of my employees told me in casual conversation that her son is going to a furry convention next week and I didn’t know how to react. I faked getting a phone call and walked away.
Are you officially old if you pack icy hot patches to go on vacation to a theme park?
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Are you officially old if you pack icy hot patches to go on vacation to a theme park?
My dogs probably think their dads are breaking up bc I’m having a one-man concert of Emotion all over the house today. Boys Problems into Your Type? 😬
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My dogs probably think their dads are breaking up bc I’m having a one-man concert of Emotion all over the house today. Boys Problems into Your Type? 😬
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Saw the headbanging scene on a rewatch and knew what I had to draw
August 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Saw the headbanging scene on a rewatch and knew what I had to draw
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"July 1st."
I've had complicated feelings about this comic this year. We've seen so much quiet quitting of rainbow capitalism--a canary in the coal mine. I started wondering if I was naive to not think of when I drew this as "the good times."
I've had complicated feelings about this comic this year. We've seen so much quiet quitting of rainbow capitalism--a canary in the coal mine. I started wondering if I was naive to not think of when I drew this as "the good times."
July 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"July 1st."
I've had complicated feelings about this comic this year. We've seen so much quiet quitting of rainbow capitalism--a canary in the coal mine. I started wondering if I was naive to not think of when I drew this as "the good times."
I've had complicated feelings about this comic this year. We've seen so much quiet quitting of rainbow capitalism--a canary in the coal mine. I started wondering if I was naive to not think of when I drew this as "the good times."
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can we do pride month again i was busy
June 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
can we do pride month again i was busy
Did I get stoned and order a bunch of TSwift merch? Yes. Was it because I got a Spotify Top Fan offer? Also yes. Am I gonna be comfy as fuck in my new sweatshirt? You betcha.
November 2, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Did I get stoned and order a bunch of TSwift merch? Yes. Was it because I got a Spotify Top Fan offer? Also yes. Am I gonna be comfy as fuck in my new sweatshirt? You betcha.
Had a super productive day today!
September 23, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Had a super productive day today!
September 14, 2023 at 11:44 PM
This ace throwing place is playing smooth jazz and I feel like I’m in Mario Odyssey
September 14, 2023 at 6:42 PM
This ace throwing place is playing smooth jazz and I feel like I’m in Mario Odyssey
I wish teams had a soundboard. My boss accidentally sent a really shitty message in a meeting chat instead of DMing me and the moment could have been diffused (and enhanced) with a well-timed sound effect.
September 12, 2023 at 8:06 PM
I wish teams had a soundboard. My boss accidentally sent a really shitty message in a meeting chat instead of DMing me and the moment could have been diffused (and enhanced) with a well-timed sound effect.
The true “being a homosexual millennial in middle management” experience is creating your own Taylor Swift meme to ask if people are ok with you canceling a status update meeting.
September 11, 2023 at 8:51 PM
The true “being a homosexual millennial in middle management” experience is creating your own Taylor Swift meme to ask if people are ok with you canceling a status update meeting.
chill lo-fi beats to study/stress puke to
September 11, 2023 at 8:04 PM
chill lo-fi beats to study/stress puke to
Oh my god I can’t believe that’s Kirsten Dunst
September 10, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Oh my god I can’t believe that’s Kirsten Dunst
When I hear Green Day it makes me want to play Neopets.
September 9, 2023 at 12:28 AM
When I hear Green Day it makes me want to play Neopets.
Complaining about allergies and air quality today and Cory was like “you can’t blame the smoke it isn’t in our house”.
Motherfucker where do you think the air in our house comes from? OUTSIDE.
Motherfucker where do you think the air in our house comes from? OUTSIDE.
September 8, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Complaining about allergies and air quality today and Cory was like “you can’t blame the smoke it isn’t in our house”.
Motherfucker where do you think the air in our house comes from? OUTSIDE.
Motherfucker where do you think the air in our house comes from? OUTSIDE.
Bsky: I need audiobook recc’s. I didn’t realize my Audible subscription un-paused and I have 6 credits!!
I might not listen to them right away bc I’m in the middle of 3 books rn but I want to add them to the list.
I might not listen to them right away bc I’m in the middle of 3 books rn but I want to add them to the list.
September 7, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Bsky: I need audiobook recc’s. I didn’t realize my Audible subscription un-paused and I have 6 credits!!
I might not listen to them right away bc I’m in the middle of 3 books rn but I want to add them to the list.
I might not listen to them right away bc I’m in the middle of 3 books rn but I want to add them to the list.
Why are the new iPhone colors the same as 1989 TV colors? Taylor pulling a U2 and preloading her album on the new iphones??
September 7, 2023 at 4:36 AM
Why are the new iPhone colors the same as 1989 TV colors? Taylor pulling a U2 and preloading her album on the new iphones??
I need to go to a CHVRCHES concert soon
September 6, 2023 at 2:19 PM
I need to go to a CHVRCHES concert soon
I really wanna play a TTRPG but like…only with a group who I know can be reliable and fun? Had too many attempts that just fall apart or people get too heated.
August 30, 2023 at 2:39 PM
I really wanna play a TTRPG but like…only with a group who I know can be reliable and fun? Had too many attempts that just fall apart or people get too heated.
I’d let Colin Firth spit in my mouth and call me a slur
August 28, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I’d let Colin Firth spit in my mouth and call me a slur
I am gay and that’s why I don’t want you in the world.
August 28, 2023 at 12:41 AM
I am gay and that’s why I don’t want you in the world.