Sam’s Alt, man
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Sam’s Alt, man
@mozzius.dev
· Mar 17
just found this image. i dont have a funny caption for it i just think its a good image
ragequit vicky3 after I got so mad at the stupid chud southern planters that I prematurely started the Civil War and lost
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
ragequit vicky3 after I got so mad at the stupid chud southern planters that I prematurely started the Civil War and lost
am reading “the wages of destruction” currently and the state of reichbank finances is stressing me tf out. what do you mean they have next to zero foreign currency reserves and then deciding to run a war economy in peacetime
October 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
am reading “the wages of destruction” currently and the state of reichbank finances is stressing me tf out. what do you mean they have next to zero foreign currency reserves and then deciding to run a war economy in peacetime
we need one of these but for posting
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
we need one of these but for posting
how do I explain that im really getting into shame recently without people thinking im converting to catholicism
Songs of Praise by shame on Apple Music
Album · 2018 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
October 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
how do I explain that im really getting into shame recently without people thinking im converting to catholicism
genuinely disgusting how people talk about my colleagues on here
October 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
genuinely disgusting how people talk about my colleagues on here
possibly the greatest post of all time
WAFFLES
October 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
possibly the greatest post of all time
god if only we could ban people just for using Brave
July 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
god if only we could ban people just for using Brave
grok becomes racist; immediately starts claiming to have met Jeffery Epstein
July 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
grok becomes racist; immediately starts claiming to have met Jeffery Epstein
according to the search function this is the third ever post to contain the word “aocummies”
July 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
according to the search function this is the third ever post to contain the word “aocummies”
Reposted by Sam’s Alt, man
imagine being the ICE agents suiting up for your biggest mission of all time right now
June 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
imagine being the ICE agents suiting up for your biggest mission of all time right now
>takes entire site down
>open app afterwards
>here is some incredibly boring information about bluechecks
>open app afterwards
>here is some incredibly boring information about bluechecks
May 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
>takes entire site down
>open app afterwards
>here is some incredibly boring information about bluechecks
>open app afterwards
>here is some incredibly boring information about bluechecks
I’ll be real: I wasn’t aware until today that Jony Ive was aggressively British, and to be honest it’s a little disappointing
May 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’ll be real: I wasn’t aware until today that Jony Ive was aggressively British, and to be honest it’s a little disappointing
I'll be real with you Discover I don't want to see screenshots from facebook where they've clearly got the iOS "bold text" accessibility option enabled
May 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'll be real with you Discover I don't want to see screenshots from facebook where they've clearly got the iOS "bold text" accessibility option enabled
ok here’s my latest religion hot take: Anglicanism is scam orchestrated by the National Trust and English Heritage to get American evangelicals to pay for upkeep of the UK’s most decrepit historical buildings
May 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
ok here’s my latest religion hot take: Anglicanism is scam orchestrated by the National Trust and English Heritage to get American evangelicals to pay for upkeep of the UK’s most decrepit historical buildings
endorse
/ɪnˈdɔːs/
verb
to imbue with the spirit of Jack Dorsey
/ɪnˈdɔːs/
verb
to imbue with the spirit of Jack Dorsey
May 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
endorse
/ɪnˈdɔːs/
verb
to imbue with the spirit of Jack Dorsey
/ɪnˈdɔːs/
verb
to imbue with the spirit of Jack Dorsey
X running actual literal blatant Nazi ads now. not just Nazi-adjacent ads, just straight up ads for Nazism
May 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
X running actual literal blatant Nazi ads now. not just Nazi-adjacent ads, just straight up ads for Nazism
wire mother
OR
cloth mother?
OR
cloth mother?
May 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
wire mother
OR
cloth mother?
OR
cloth mother?
the time of the bsky PDSes is over. the time for the self-hosters has begun
April 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
the time of the bsky PDSes is over. the time for the self-hosters has begun