michael
@mpchlets.bsky.social
Wrangler of chaos
Mostly Hawaii but also San Francisco
Mostly Hawaii but also San Francisco
"Now come the days of the King! Fuck, may they be blessed."
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
"Now come the days of the King! Fuck, may they be blessed."
"We Can Remember It for You Wholesale"
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"We Can Remember It for You Wholesale"
I hear he has a belly made of jelly
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I hear he has a belly made of jelly
And in true CEO fashion, he takes all the glory from the work of the non-unionized labor
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
And in true CEO fashion, he takes all the glory from the work of the non-unionized labor
Fairly certain dolphins pulled his drunk ass to the shores
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Fairly certain dolphins pulled his drunk ass to the shores
The anole is always watching
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The anole is always watching
I don't know, looks the same as all the maze solutions
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don't know, looks the same as all the maze solutions
Yeah, weird, it was dark and foggy out so who knows
December 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yeah, weird, it was dark and foggy out so who knows
If Santa knew and said nothing for years, I have some questions
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If Santa knew and said nothing for years, I have some questions
Most kids picked last learned how to deal with disappointment and not always winning, they aren't issue
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Most kids picked last learned how to deal with disappointment and not always winning, they aren't issue
As someone who can only mimic songs on a guitar, when it happens to me, I feel like a rock god
December 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
As someone who can only mimic songs on a guitar, when it happens to me, I feel like a rock god
Well all of them, yes
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Well all of them, yes
Personally, I don't want them released to me as such, I don't need to read them but other much more important people with pull need to read how the DOJ handled the case and follow up on that
That is the information I want released and reviewed
That is the information I want released and reviewed
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Personally, I don't want them released to me as such, I don't need to read them but other much more important people with pull need to read how the DOJ handled the case and follow up on that
That is the information I want released and reviewed
That is the information I want released and reviewed
Yeah, I just drove straight to end only one or two random speed bumps around the first overlook
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yeah, I just drove straight to end only one or two random speed bumps around the first overlook
Oh, everyone was going down the East Rim Road last night ... Fucking tourists
December 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh, everyone was going down the East Rim Road last night ... Fucking tourists
It's like a solution and a problem wrapped up in a neat little bow
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's like a solution and a problem wrapped up in a neat little bow
You can't sleep on the fountains, why is the road to Kurtistown so trafficy at 10pm? Ooooooh
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You can't sleep on the fountains, why is the road to Kurtistown so trafficy at 10pm? Ooooooh