MPGomatic
@mpgomatic.bsky.social
We’re all cartoon characters. We can do anything we want.
Still a bit sloppy. 🍌 🔨
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Still a bit sloppy. 🍌 🔨
Buttery Nano Banana Slop Nog
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Buttery Nano Banana Slop Nog
Knocked out a Buick, too. Gotta wonder what they’ll build on that platform.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Knocked out a Buick, too. Gotta wonder what they’ll build on that platform.
How aboutta Regurgabadged Kia van?
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
How aboutta Regurgabadged Kia van?
Should I follow up with a stream of real-time warping photos of grannies of grannies ‘n gramps in muscle cars from PCB?
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Should I follow up with a stream of real-time warping photos of grannies of grannies ‘n gramps in muscle cars from PCB?
Imagine a Waymoized Dymaxion RV Brightdrop (that wasn’t barfed out by Nano Banana) …
October 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Imagine a Waymoized Dymaxion RV Brightdrop (that wasn’t barfed out by Nano Banana) …
I haven’t fiddled with Veo video yet, but Nano Banana is amusing. The client never knows what they want until you give them exactly what they’ve asked for. And then the fun begins.
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I haven’t fiddled with Veo video yet, but Nano Banana is amusing. The client never knows what they want until you give them exactly what they’ve asked for. And then the fun begins.
October 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
During the peak of the pandemic, the cargo space in my D-I-Y Fi3sta van was stuffed with over 60 bags of groceries on multiple occasions. I was pulled over once. The officer was awesome. I dreamed about having a digital rear view.
August 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
During the peak of the pandemic, the cargo space in my D-I-Y Fi3sta van was stuffed with over 60 bags of groceries on multiple occasions. I was pulled over once. The officer was awesome. I dreamed about having a digital rear view.
The institutional abuse of those unwilling to apply the math skills they should’ve learned in grammar school form the foundation of too many corporations. Desperation fuels the fire.
June 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The institutional abuse of those unwilling to apply the math skills they should’ve learned in grammar school form the foundation of too many corporations. Desperation fuels the fire.
How much money have you spent on fossil fuels over your entire lifetime?
June 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
How much money have you spent on fossil fuels over your entire lifetime?
I’ve heard great things about it. I want one more manual. It’s flipping absurd that those with oil-lined pockets aim to slap a tax on hybrids. My Fi3sta three-banger averages 40+ MPG combined.
June 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’ve heard great things about it. I want one more manual. It’s flipping absurd that those with oil-lined pockets aim to slap a tax on hybrids. My Fi3sta three-banger averages 40+ MPG combined.
🫡 I stopped counting a while back. Every day is a gift.
June 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
🫡 I stopped counting a while back. Every day is a gift.
Introducing the small but mighty Fi3sta SFE X-Grocery …
April 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Introducing the small but mighty Fi3sta SFE X-Grocery …
60 bags of groceries. 40 MPG average.
March 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
60 bags of groceries. 40 MPG average.
Behold the buttonpalooza !
March 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Behold the buttonpalooza !
Thx, Matt! I’ve been out of the game for a while, haven’t had the opportunity to get out the tape measure. I’m wondering how many grocery bags will fit.
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Thx, Matt! I’ve been out of the game for a while, haven’t had the opportunity to get out the tape measure. I’m wondering how many grocery bags will fit.