Seamonster 👊 🇨🇦 🔥 🐸
@mpls-seamonster.bsky.social
Minneapolis resident for 25 years.
Artist at heart. Gen X father to two Gen Z. Dog lover, concert goer, snuggie modeler. I've never done stand-up comedy, but I keep threatening to try it.
Artist at heart. Gen X father to two Gen Z. Dog lover, concert goer, snuggie modeler. I've never done stand-up comedy, but I keep threatening to try it.
LOVE the Charismatic Voice!
Now I have to watch this.
Now I have to watch this.
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
LOVE the Charismatic Voice!
Now I have to watch this.
Now I have to watch this.
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Pretty sure I invented this move in third grade. The amateur refs I had to deal with didn't respect my game.
SMDH
SMDH
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Pretty sure I invented this move in third grade. The amateur refs I had to deal with didn't respect my game.
SMDH
SMDH
The gift shop would be hummin' - imagine that swag!
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The gift shop would be hummin' - imagine that swag!
Their bass player just died. 😞
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Their bass player just died. 😞
Truly, the everyman. *eyeroll*
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Truly, the everyman. *eyeroll*
This is offensive to contrast buttonholes everywhere.
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is offensive to contrast buttonholes everywhere.
This was the guy onstage with Elon during the chainsaw dance, right?
October 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This was the guy onstage with Elon during the chainsaw dance, right?
Only discovered this album last year - love it!
October 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Only discovered this album last year - love it!
I own the DVD.
October 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I own the DVD.
I have purchased so many really nice ones at thrift stores in the past couple of years.
October 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I have purchased so many really nice ones at thrift stores in the past couple of years.
I'm seeing Swervedriver this weekend. Saw them last 30+ years ago?
October 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm seeing Swervedriver this weekend. Saw them last 30+ years ago?
Embarrassment fatigue doesn't seem to be a thing...each new one feels fresh and stings.
September 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Embarrassment fatigue doesn't seem to be a thing...each new one feels fresh and stings.
I watched this with my youngest when he was maybe 10 years old. He loved it, but when it ended, his mouth was agape, and his eyes stared in disbelief.
"There better be a Roman Holiday 2!" he declared.
"There better be a Roman Holiday 2!" he declared.
September 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I watched this with my youngest when he was maybe 10 years old. He loved it, but when it ended, his mouth was agape, and his eyes stared in disbelief.
"There better be a Roman Holiday 2!" he declared.
"There better be a Roman Holiday 2!" he declared.
It's Brosmer time.
Kidding...I think?
Kidding...I think?
September 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's Brosmer time.
Kidding...I think?
Kidding...I think?
September 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by Seamonster 👊 🇨🇦 🔥 🐸
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We need a ton of guns
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We need a ton of guns
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.