Mike N
@mpnunes826.bsky.social
Just a city boy, but born & raised in Philadelphia. Lego afficionado, comic nerd, wrestling fan, and occasionally a verbal punching bag at work.
My favorite part of my job is when someone asks me a question, and they start walking away from me because I don't answer them in 0.001 seconds.
September 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My favorite part of my job is when someone asks me a question, and they start walking away from me because I don't answer them in 0.001 seconds.
I wonder if there's a way to look into the number of men that have ☠️ themselves, and see how many of them were just lonely & felt like they were taken advantage of by a woman that pretended she actually gave a fuck only to bleed him dry of his 💲
July 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I wonder if there's a way to look into the number of men that have ☠️ themselves, and see how many of them were just lonely & felt like they were taken advantage of by a woman that pretended she actually gave a fuck only to bleed him dry of his 💲
I miss the days where companies actually made ads to try and make you want their product. Instead of the garbage we have now where they purposely make ads that are pants-shittingly terrible as a way for you to remember the brand.
June 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I miss the days where companies actually made ads to try and make you want their product. Instead of the garbage we have now where they purposely make ads that are pants-shittingly terrible as a way for you to remember the brand.
June 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Maybe it's just me, but if you put your hand on the Bible and swear to uphold the Constitution, then go on national fucking television less than 4 months later and say "I don't know if I have to do that," that should be an automatic impeachment, a charge of treason, and a cell at Gitmo
May 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Maybe it's just me, but if you put your hand on the Bible and swear to uphold the Constitution, then go on national fucking television less than 4 months later and say "I don't know if I have to do that," that should be an automatic impeachment, a charge of treason, and a cell at Gitmo
I say this every time I watch "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh", but Rabbit was a fucking asshole.
April 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I say this every time I watch "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh", but Rabbit was a fucking asshole.
Current mood: insanely jealous of every last person that's getting to do the preview attendance of Epic Universe.
April 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Current mood: insanely jealous of every last person that's getting to do the preview attendance of Epic Universe.
Strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords as a basis for a system of government is looking better and better every day.
April 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords as a basis for a system of government is looking better and better every day.
Alabama vs Duke tonight.
I'm going to root for the arena to implode and get sucked into and alternate dimension like the Feeling house in Poltergeist.
I'm going to root for the arena to implode and get sucked into and alternate dimension like the Feeling house in Poltergeist.
March 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Alabama vs Duke tonight.
I'm going to root for the arena to implode and get sucked into and alternate dimension like the Feeling house in Poltergeist.
I'm going to root for the arena to implode and get sucked into and alternate dimension like the Feeling house in Poltergeist.
Every so often, I wonder if Geoffrey Zakarian has to practice being a pretentious douchebag or if it just comes naturally.
March 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Every so often, I wonder if Geoffrey Zakarian has to practice being a pretentious douchebag or if it just comes naturally.
A møøse once bit my sister...
March 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A møøse once bit my sister...
ME: Ooh, I like that shirt that Noel Fielding is wearing.
*looks it up and sees it costs $970*
ME: What in the actual fuck?!
*looks it up and sees it costs $970*
ME: What in the actual fuck?!
March 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
ME: Ooh, I like that shirt that Noel Fielding is wearing.
*looks it up and sees it costs $970*
ME: What in the actual fuck?!
*looks it up and sees it costs $970*
ME: What in the actual fuck?!
Chump and Dunce thought Zelenskyy was gonna kiss their asses, and Zelenskyy ain't the one to fuck with. This is the man that when he was offered to be airlifted out, he said "I need ammunition, not a ride out."
This bullshit is gonna blow up in Chump's face.
This bullshit is gonna blow up in Chump's face.
February 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Chump and Dunce thought Zelenskyy was gonna kiss their asses, and Zelenskyy ain't the one to fuck with. This is the man that when he was offered to be airlifted out, he said "I need ammunition, not a ride out."
This bullshit is gonna blow up in Chump's face.
This bullshit is gonna blow up in Chump's face.
Me every year on this stupid day. Well, and every day, for that matter.
a group of people are standing around a table in a kitchen and one of them is hugging another person .
ALT: a group of people are standing around a table in a kitchen and one of them is hugging another person .
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February 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Me every year on this stupid day. Well, and every day, for that matter.
🎶NOOOOO TIIIIIME FOR LOOOOOOSERS CAUSE WEEEEE AAAAARE THE CHAAAAAMPIOOOOONS!🎶
February 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
🎶NOOOOO TIIIIIME FOR LOOOOOOSERS CAUSE WEEEEE AAAAARE THE CHAAAAAMPIOOOOONS!🎶
FLY EAGLES FLY!
WE'RE ON TO NOLA!
WE'RE ON TO NOLA!
January 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
FLY EAGLES FLY!
WE'RE ON TO NOLA!
WE'RE ON TO NOLA!
I don't know who the hell is responsible for the mac & cheese recipe @ KFC, but it is one of the grossest, blandest things I've ever eaten. It's like a disgusting paste mixed with elbow macaroni that was boiled in unsalted water.
January 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I don't know who the hell is responsible for the mac & cheese recipe @ KFC, but it is one of the grossest, blandest things I've ever eaten. It's like a disgusting paste mixed with elbow macaroni that was boiled in unsalted water.
It's January 6, can we stop with the Christmas ads already? I love Trace Adkins, but I'm tired of the Shriners ad with him singing "I'll Be Home For Christmas".
And can we please just go back to being guilted by Sarah McLachlan to donate to the ASPCA instead of hearing "The First Noel"?
And can we please just go back to being guilted by Sarah McLachlan to donate to the ASPCA instead of hearing "The First Noel"?
January 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's January 6, can we stop with the Christmas ads already? I love Trace Adkins, but I'm tired of the Shriners ad with him singing "I'll Be Home For Christmas".
And can we please just go back to being guilted by Sarah McLachlan to donate to the ASPCA instead of hearing "The First Noel"?
And can we please just go back to being guilted by Sarah McLachlan to donate to the ASPCA instead of hearing "The First Noel"?
I decided to sim a Phillies vs Mets game on The Show 24 and do the 9-9-9 Challenge. This is easily one of the worst decisions I've ever made in my life. Even worse than the time I quit a government job. Who the fuck made me an adult capable of making my own decisions? What a terrible idea.
December 31, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I decided to sim a Phillies vs Mets game on The Show 24 and do the 9-9-9 Challenge. This is easily one of the worst decisions I've ever made in my life. Even worse than the time I quit a government job. Who the fuck made me an adult capable of making my own decisions? What a terrible idea.
The @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social are about to review the parking lot security tapes and suit up some dude from Delco that was tossing the ball around while tailgating #FlyEaglesFly🦅
December 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
The @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social are about to review the parking lot security tapes and suit up some dude from Delco that was tossing the ball around while tailgating #FlyEaglesFly🦅
It's after midnight on the East Coast, which means I DID IT! I SURVIVED WHAMAGEDDON!
a man in a black sweater is dancing in front of a couch
ALT: a man in a black sweater is dancing in front of a couch
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December 25, 2024 at 5:07 AM
It's after midnight on the East Coast, which means I DID IT! I SURVIVED WHAMAGEDDON!
"Hey hey, bubbles, man! Say, when I was a kid and we wanted jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!"
#TradingPlaces #ChristmasMovies #BillyRayValentine
#TradingPlaces #ChristmasMovies #BillyRayValentine
December 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
"Hey hey, bubbles, man! Say, when I was a kid and we wanted jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!"
#TradingPlaces #ChristmasMovies #BillyRayValentine
#TradingPlaces #ChristmasMovies #BillyRayValentine