I think I had this same phone in ~2001, black not silver but the same weird flip, and it had a ringtone composer app and I keyed in something from Final Fantasy I

*running out of ideas for names* “well what’s the kid look like?”

“Like this but smaller”

I still remember when mom brought home the Apple IIgs to replace our old IIe. Typing in the BASIC games from the back of the magazine got so much more colorful

But if I get an audible groan from a pun that’s basically applause

My favorite girls scout cookies are thins mint

officials keep trying to help Texas win and Texas keeps going the extra mile to try to lose

if SC hadn't run a late wave of subs after the early wave they wouldn't have had to call that timeout

But there’s a real difference between normal sports delusion (“the bears might not suck next year”) and what you’re talking about

it's also sort of weird that they won't review forward progress but they will review when a slide starts I guess?

Demon world boba shop by r c Joshua is a little series I liked in this genre

"We are not final because we are ethical, but we are ethical only because we are final."