Everybody told me the Netflix dog balls movie was bad, but I just watched the entire thing, and guess what? It bad

Release the DK JR soundtrack on Nintendo Music you cowards

Came home to my neighbor listening to Hannity. I thought she was a full-on crackpot conspiracist, but she’s just a run-of-the-mill conservative? Fuckin’ YAWN. I expect a higher echelon of crank around here!

Just saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. What the hell, man? Everyone told me it was good! You all said Tim Burton had the sauce again!

I saw DEVO in Boston on Friday! Some promising young septuagenarians from Akron, Ohio. I see big things for them!

Twelfth in line to preorder a Switch 2. Bag secured in person! I’ll be karting my ass off in a little over a month. Feels good man.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Did you know that The Underburbs’ own Shelley Debunkle uses she/they pronouns? Well if I ever make a new issue, you can she’ll make casual mention of it to another character!

Now seems like a good time to frame this little ditty by @tmbg.bsky.social