Hmmm…I see the trolls have arrived on here. Be on your guard everyone.

Happy war, Christmas is over.

Is it just me who finds it sadly ironic that the King is making his Xmas speech about his family’s health problems from a hospital that has been closed down?

…er…Greg….sorry…g, one complaint is too many. Happy to help.

Right wing papers: Louise Haig COMMITED FRAUD! SHE SHOULD RES…
(She resigns)
Oh, why did she resign over something so trivial? There’s something going on.

Ah look at that, Farage talking about immigration again…doesn’t Clacton need a new swimming pool or something. One trick pony springs to mind.

Hello everyone, I’ve just arrived from X(Twitter)…ok, I’ve been here for six months or so but I was feeling left out.

Bloody Hell Lincoln.

British right wing papers: ‘The economy is healthy so why is Rachael Reeves still possibly, maybe thinking about tax rises?’

Because they’re possibly, maybe thinking of giving it to doctors.

Right wing papers: ….!!!!….Tax Cuts!!!

Those bloody ‘Look at this footage, what do you notice?’ Posts. Just f**king tell us.

Look, going on about free speech is all well and good but sometimes you’ve just got to shut the f**k up. Yes I’m looking at you Tommy and Farage.