Mr. Oldman
@mr-oldman.bsky.social
I’m still old. I still think I’m funny. Did I mention old?
The day before prep eliminated what little he had left.
Some said he had shit for brains, but he proved them wrong.
Some said he had shit for brains, but he proved them wrong.
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The day before prep eliminated what little he had left.
Some said he had shit for brains, but he proved them wrong.
Some said he had shit for brains, but he proved them wrong.
…is like a day without sunshine.
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
…is like a day without sunshine.
“..when what a person needs is qualified mental health care.” is what someone says when they’re claiming to know who needs what.
Leave OP be. If they want to share what you consider shouldn’t be shared just ignore them. Or mute them.
Leave OP be. If they want to share what you consider shouldn’t be shared just ignore them. Or mute them.
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
“..when what a person needs is qualified mental health care.” is what someone says when they’re claiming to know who needs what.
Leave OP be. If they want to share what you consider shouldn’t be shared just ignore them. Or mute them.
Leave OP be. If they want to share what you consider shouldn’t be shared just ignore them. Or mute them.
The first time the prep was horrible.
The next three times I started the broth, Jello, and clear liquids only three days prior. What a difference. It makes a nightmare day into a slightly inconvenient day, and it gives the doctor a better view too.
Clean as a whistle he said.
The next three times I started the broth, Jello, and clear liquids only three days prior. What a difference. It makes a nightmare day into a slightly inconvenient day, and it gives the doctor a better view too.
Clean as a whistle he said.
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The first time the prep was horrible.
The next three times I started the broth, Jello, and clear liquids only three days prior. What a difference. It makes a nightmare day into a slightly inconvenient day, and it gives the doctor a better view too.
Clean as a whistle he said.
The next three times I started the broth, Jello, and clear liquids only three days prior. What a difference. It makes a nightmare day into a slightly inconvenient day, and it gives the doctor a better view too.
Clean as a whistle he said.
Putin, with the assistance of his flunky trump, is destroying our country one piece at a time.
January 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Putin, with the assistance of his flunky trump, is destroying our country one piece at a time.
You have no idea who needs what.
I’d suggest someone judgmental and cranky could benefit from therapy themselves, but I don’t want to be rude.
I’d suggest someone judgmental and cranky could benefit from therapy themselves, but I don’t want to be rude.
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
You have no idea who needs what.
I’d suggest someone judgmental and cranky could benefit from therapy themselves, but I don’t want to be rude.
I’d suggest someone judgmental and cranky could benefit from therapy themselves, but I don’t want to be rude.
What a pretty lil pup.
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
What a pretty lil pup.
And then Hunt burst out laughing and said “Begetha fug outta here” while pointing at him mockingly.
January 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
And then Hunt burst out laughing and said “Begetha fug outta here” while pointing at him mockingly.
My wife won’t eat steak unless it’s well done.
My kids put only ketchup on hot dogs.
Whaddaya gonna do?
My kids put only ketchup on hot dogs.
Whaddaya gonna do?
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
My wife won’t eat steak unless it’s well done.
My kids put only ketchup on hot dogs.
Whaddaya gonna do?
My kids put only ketchup on hot dogs.
Whaddaya gonna do?
It may not be your or my thing, but it’s a way many express themselves.
Some share their art or other creative endeavors, some post pics of their vacations, and some post about themselves on a different level.
Definitely not for me, but everyone should feel free to be themselves.
Some share their art or other creative endeavors, some post pics of their vacations, and some post about themselves on a different level.
Definitely not for me, but everyone should feel free to be themselves.
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
It may not be your or my thing, but it’s a way many express themselves.
Some share their art or other creative endeavors, some post pics of their vacations, and some post about themselves on a different level.
Definitely not for me, but everyone should feel free to be themselves.
Some share their art or other creative endeavors, some post pics of their vacations, and some post about themselves on a different level.
Definitely not for me, but everyone should feel free to be themselves.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was (will be?) a smarter president than our current pumpkin-headed clown in chief.
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was (will be?) a smarter president than our current pumpkin-headed clown in chief.
Schumer will swap his red glasses for his very serious I mean business black framed ones and sternly express his disappointment.
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Schumer will swap his red glasses for his very serious I mean business black framed ones and sternly express his disappointment.
The nice thing is he’ll also be hated and mocked in the afterlife.
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The nice thing is he’ll also be hated and mocked in the afterlife.
They just vomit any crap that comes to mind, don’t they?
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
They just vomit any crap that comes to mind, don’t they?
When my Bomberman cartridge glitches, I just blow on the contacts.
I’m going to try that next time my brain decides to take a time out.
I’m going to try that next time my brain decides to take a time out.
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
When my Bomberman cartridge glitches, I just blow on the contacts.
I’m going to try that next time my brain decides to take a time out.
I’m going to try that next time my brain decides to take a time out.
Is that a cat, a lamb, or a little cashmere goat?
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Is that a cat, a lamb, or a little cashmere goat?
Not yet. He’s waiting for the check to clear first.
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Not yet. He’s waiting for the check to clear first.
It’s about the Epstein.
Desperately distracting.
Desperately distracting.
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
It’s about the Epstein.
Desperately distracting.
Desperately distracting.
That’s nice. Haven’t seen around him for years.
a boy is sitting at a desk with his hands folded in prayer
ALT: a boy is sitting at a desk with his hands folded in prayer
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January 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
That’s nice. Haven’t seen around him for years.