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@mr-unfunny.bsky.social
🇧🇷 19, male, posts mostly SFW stuff, but usually it is weird.
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Link and Ganon having a nice time (atleast one of them is)
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Link and Ganon having a nice time (atleast one of them is)
Zelda Comic Like-Like concept.
A gigantic worm thing that feeds only on humans, being most common in rural areas where it can blend in with the terrain and the wild life to get the jump on prey.
Some can weight more than a few tons, and It's disguises cannot stray far from the worm's original size.
A gigantic worm thing that feeds only on humans, being most common in rural areas where it can blend in with the terrain and the wild life to get the jump on prey.
Some can weight more than a few tons, and It's disguises cannot stray far from the worm's original size.
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Zelda Comic Like-Like concept.
A gigantic worm thing that feeds only on humans, being most common in rural areas where it can blend in with the terrain and the wild life to get the jump on prey.
Some can weight more than a few tons, and It's disguises cannot stray far from the worm's original size.
A gigantic worm thing that feeds only on humans, being most common in rural areas where it can blend in with the terrain and the wild life to get the jump on prey.
Some can weight more than a few tons, and It's disguises cannot stray far from the worm's original size.
Remade my version of Demise again.
December 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Remade my version of Demise again.
Resto da tira. Contexto pelo ralo mas tanto faz, só tô mostrando mesmo
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Resto da tira. Contexto pelo ralo mas tanto faz, só tô mostrando mesmo
E se ganon fumasse
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
E se ganon fumasse
To he who sells souls, be assured a most terrible fate.
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
To he who sells souls, be assured a most terrible fate.
Gold-Hearted Iron Goliath
(Villager and Iron Golem scribble)
(Villager and Iron Golem scribble)
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Gold-Hearted Iron Goliath
(Villager and Iron Golem scribble)
(Villager and Iron Golem scribble)
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 8 - Dragon's Den
Area 8 - Dragon's Den
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 8 - Dragon's Den
Area 8 - Dragon's Den
Minecraft Adventure Map
Jolly little holiday town, only made to be an arena to fight Krampus on.
Jolly little holiday town, only made to be an arena to fight Krampus on.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Minecraft Adventure Map
Jolly little holiday town, only made to be an arena to fight Krampus on.
Jolly little holiday town, only made to be an arena to fight Krampus on.
Minecraft Adventure Map - Main Villain
The Darkest Lord (Goety Apostle)
Leader of the Illager Clan, master of the dark arts, and supreme sorcerer of the Nether.
i tried making portraits to maybe put in his castle as decoration, but did not turn out too well.
The Darkest Lord (Goety Apostle)
Leader of the Illager Clan, master of the dark arts, and supreme sorcerer of the Nether.
i tried making portraits to maybe put in his castle as decoration, but did not turn out too well.
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Minecraft Adventure Map - Main Villain
The Darkest Lord (Goety Apostle)
Leader of the Illager Clan, master of the dark arts, and supreme sorcerer of the Nether.
i tried making portraits to maybe put in his castle as decoration, but did not turn out too well.
The Darkest Lord (Goety Apostle)
Leader of the Illager Clan, master of the dark arts, and supreme sorcerer of the Nether.
i tried making portraits to maybe put in his castle as decoration, but did not turn out too well.
The Demon and the Princess
(Weird Zelda Fanart)
(Weird Zelda Fanart)
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The Demon and the Princess
(Weird Zelda Fanart)
(Weird Zelda Fanart)
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 6 - Drowned Shoals
Area 6 - Drowned Shoals
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 6 - Drowned Shoals
Area 6 - Drowned Shoals
Map Progress so far.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Map Progress so far.
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 4 - Bewitched Bog
Area 4 - Bewitched Bog
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 4 - Bewitched Bog
Area 4 - Bewitched Bog
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 9 - Winter's Heart
Area 9 - Winter's Heart
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 9 - Winter's Heart
Area 9 - Winter's Heart
-The Infested Tree-
First "dungeon" of the Minecraft Adventure Map.
The tree itself is not my own, I used a mod to get it and then took the leaves out, edited some branches and made it darker/added the webs.
The cave was made with World Edit, the Spider boss is an enemy in the Goety Mod.
First "dungeon" of the Minecraft Adventure Map.
The tree itself is not my own, I used a mod to get it and then took the leaves out, edited some branches and made it darker/added the webs.
The cave was made with World Edit, the Spider boss is an enemy in the Goety Mod.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
-The Infested Tree-
First "dungeon" of the Minecraft Adventure Map.
The tree itself is not my own, I used a mod to get it and then took the leaves out, edited some branches and made it darker/added the webs.
The cave was made with World Edit, the Spider boss is an enemy in the Goety Mod.
First "dungeon" of the Minecraft Adventure Map.
The tree itself is not my own, I used a mod to get it and then took the leaves out, edited some branches and made it darker/added the webs.
The cave was made with World Edit, the Spider boss is an enemy in the Goety Mod.
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 2 - Creeper Woods
Area 2 - Creeper Woods
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 2 - Creeper Woods
Area 2 - Creeper Woods
Minecraft Adventure Map W.I.P
Area 3 - Pumpkin Pastures
Area 3 - Pumpkin Pastures
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Minecraft Adventure Map W.I.P
Area 3 - Pumpkin Pastures
Area 3 - Pumpkin Pastures
Hyrule's nobles don't apreciate talk of their history. Especially when it involves what happened to captured enemies during the war times.
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hyrule's nobles don't apreciate talk of their history. Especially when it involves what happened to captured enemies during the war times.
Ganon, Divine Bacon Darklord
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ganon, Divine Bacon Darklord
Enderman, enemy from 3D Terraria
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Enderman, enemy from 3D Terraria
The Ghini, restless spirits that, despite their looks, are not as dangerous as other ghosts, prefering a good scare and annoyance over killing and posessing.
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The Ghini, restless spirits that, despite their looks, are not as dangerous as other ghosts, prefering a good scare and annoyance over killing and posessing.
Odolwa, the Cruel Jungle Deity, protector to few, destroyer to most.
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Odolwa, the Cruel Jungle Deity, protector to few, destroyer to most.
Behold the magnificent, glorious, wonderful Master Kohga!
The pinnacle of perfection, the genius of the Yiga Clan, and ten-time reigning champion of the banana-eating contest.
The pinnacle of perfection, the genius of the Yiga Clan, and ten-time reigning champion of the banana-eating contest.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Behold the magnificent, glorious, wonderful Master Kohga!
The pinnacle of perfection, the genius of the Yiga Clan, and ten-time reigning champion of the banana-eating contest.
The pinnacle of perfection, the genius of the Yiga Clan, and ten-time reigning champion of the banana-eating contest.
Vicious, Mindless, Venomous demons that curse the swamps and jungles of Hyrule's mainland, preying on anything that moves, not to feed, but simply for the pleasure of taking a life.
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Vicious, Mindless, Venomous demons that curse the swamps and jungles of Hyrule's mainland, preying on anything that moves, not to feed, but simply for the pleasure of taking a life.