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mr business
@mr.business
executive vice president of #business @hashtag.biz

aka your friendly water cooler "chaotic corporate clown"

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it is time to do some business
just realized that im gonna see a $30 cheeseburger on a menu in my lifetime and idk man
December 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
polymarket which game releases first, Star Wars fate of the old republic or gta6
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
polymarket who leaves snl first kenan or lorne
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
bartender made me a lion's tail and got me immeditately singing veggie tales www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE2h...
Oh no what we gonna do original
YouTube video by Adam Selvig
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November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
scrolling through my own skeets giggling
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by mr business
I’m a harpist in the sense that I drink Guinness
August 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
still thinking about it
hey siri remind me on thanksgiving to say that I’m thankful for the fish and chips I ate on August 31, 2025 at 1:30pm PT
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
update: yes!
my inner child is timidly asking if kpop demon hunters going to be stuck in my head forever
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I still can’t believe I bought mr.business the domain name lmao
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I had a really good sandwich after my first PT session and then I did it again the second time and then I started realizing I can’t keep eating that many sandwiches but also ….. Man I love sandwich
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
was just about to post this again and I remembered I already did so I just am gonna bump this back to the feed

MAN I LOVE SANDWICHES
man I love sandwiches
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
shout out to spike tv for getting me into star trek
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m sorry I made the pappy van winkle jokes / made a pappy van rimple in the spacetime continuum
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
pappy van twinkle twinkle: whiskey so good it must come from the stars
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
more like pappy van tinkle
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
hey man don’t let ur herniated disc become ur identity disc #WhatWouldTronDo
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
dude I’ve pooped like ten thousand times, I know what shit is when I see it
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
🫡
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
man I love sandwiches
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
went to bed with a seed of manic energy and today it’s full blown
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I love listening to voice memos at 1.5x speed
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
play 007 games, buy a 007 fountain pen, embrace the nostalgia!! it is good for your inner child to play with old toys
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
new addition to the bucket list
mr mayor it is imperative: you need to let me hotbox one of these things at maximum elevation
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
good bye florida
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
god damn I’m a slut for a saxophone
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM