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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 11h

Just announced, the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show will include the Epstein Files. Developing...

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 1d

A tense standoff in Portland.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 1d

Under normal circumstances, we’d have a lame duck not a sick f**k.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 2d

Priests, rabbis, scholars, philosophers and psychiatrists all warn against focusing all your hate and anger on another human being and blaming them for all your problems… except in this case.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 3d

Impressed Speaker Johnson finally told the truth today.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve just read how Erik Menendez feels he should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and Lyle agrees.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 3d

This president discussing the military is like Hitler talking about kosher foods.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 3d

This government shutdown means there are no job report numbers, but apparently the Parallax Corporation is actively hiring.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 3d

One candidate was in obvious mental decline and the other was obviously mental and they still made the worst choice.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 3d

Are there holiday themed condolence cards for this year?

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 3d

Seeing the National Guard marching down my city’s streets is a reminder someone’s thinking of me.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 4d

The upside is we have someone in charge with lots of experience regarding shutdowns that leave employees unpaid.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 4d

Dude probably plays the lotto using the launch codes.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 5d

A law has been in place since 1866 banning the likeness of any living person from being depicted on U.S. currency, so I’m now in favor of a Trump coin.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 5d

How about a class action suit against everybody that voted for this?

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 5d

I woke up to Vincent Price on TV plotting the demise of people who’d betrayed him which is a great way to start any day.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 6d

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 7d

That "We want Angel" moment is coming.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 7d

Yeah, right.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 7d

One upside is it’s easier to diagnose why someone is suffering from depression.

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 7d

Any generals considering a big beautiful coup d'état?

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 8d

Do despots dream of fascist sheep?

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 8d

There’ve been lots of mishaps in the skies and now air traffic controllers will be working pro bono. #governmentshutdown2025

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 8d

During a nationwide military training exercise, troops are sent to Chicago, Los Angeles, New York and Utah in the 1964 thriller “Seven Days in May”. youtu.be/sG-aaM6Q2Kw?...

Seven Days in May (1964) - Kirk Douglas, Fredric March, Martin Balsam - you're suggesting what?

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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 8d

Hearing rumors the next “Comic Relief” will raise money for ISIS.

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