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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 1d

I won’t lie I needed to hear this today lol x 💞🥰 🙏

Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 19d

‘We want ARE country back’ I write sarcastically in the comments, triumphantly highlighting the posters lack of education compared to mine, as I recline in my Eames chair and take a sip of steaming hot Peruvian coffee from my Rest Is Politics mug. Another opponent vanquished. 😎

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 20d

We’re witnessing vintage Corbyn with this new party stuff. A man in pure flow state. Simply unplayable at this level.

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 20d

Wonderful to see former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Prince Andrew at the Duchess of Kents funeral, followed by our King entertaining former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Donald trump, in order to get a trade deal arranged by former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Peter mandelson. God bless us 🩷 🇬🇧

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 25d

English people really need to stop talking like Americans now it’s so fucking embarrassing. Watched a TikTok this morning of a man walking round a retail park in Ashford going on about ‘antifa’. What are you doing.

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Mr Bingo @mr-bingo.bsky.social · Sep 8

After a brilliant day with @mralistairgreen.bsky.social in the shop on Saturday, the Alistair Green(s) print is now available online!

Edition of 200, all signed by both of us!

Big thanks to all who came down on Saturday to meet him, we both loved it :)

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 29

You are exactly where you’re supposed to be right now 💞

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 29

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in heaven smiling approvingly as patriots paint a mini roundabout at 1am. Perhaps Paddington is there too passing her a marmalade sandwich, his paw lingering on her soft feminine hand for a moment too long.. ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 22

Can I have some money please I need to get a tattoo removed urgently

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 22

Voxpop: the state of Britain today 🇬🇧

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 18

Annual tv industry conference

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 16

Going to start posting this comment under random TikToks regardless of the context. A recipe for pasta alla norma, a review of a yonex tennis racket, how to replace a headlight on a Mazda mx5 , doesn’t matter what.

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 15

Another successful week on bluesky.

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 14

Cheers you can tip me here. 👍(Guinness is now £600 a pint believe it or not)

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 14

Count yourself lucky you can still watch this one because TikTok thought it was real and banned it 😢

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 11

New hotel EXPOSED! 😡 🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 7

Well we waited 45 years for it … and Oasis at Wembley did NOT disappoint for me and the boys. From ‘live forever’ to ‘sally can wait’ they played all the hits and other ones too and we’ll be ‘mad fer* it’ for a long time to come ie we’ll remember it for years! What a night!

*for

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 6

2 dog owners bumping into each other

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Aug 4

Couple hiring a rowing boat in the park

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Jul 31

How tom skinner tweets sound when you read them out loud

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Jul 29

Enjoying the banter on bluesky again

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Jul 27

My grandad actually died fighting the Spanish Armada so tonight’s England victory against Spain meant a great deal to me and his memory. Not a very ‘woke’ thing to say in certain quarters I’m sure but I’m afraid the truth doesn’t care about your feelings.

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Jul 23

You’d never guess he just got divorced would you

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Jul 13

Reckon I could beat Alcaraz or Sinner. Don’t get me wrong it wouldn’t be easy. Might even be a 5 setter. But in the end I’d edge the win. Why am I so sure? Little thing called life experience. Goes a long way in this game. 👍 🎾

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · Jul 8

Sorry guys account got hacked

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