Carnage
@mrbastard.bsky.social
The sublime order of the universe and other miscalculations
We've enjoyed being the world's preeminent superpower since 1945. What other thanks do we need?
May 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
We've enjoyed being the world's preeminent superpower since 1945. What other thanks do we need?
Faux and whiskey leaks Pete are poor little snowflakes.
Boo freakin' hoo
Boo freakin' hoo
May 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Faux and whiskey leaks Pete are poor little snowflakes.
Boo freakin' hoo
Boo freakin' hoo
Just looking at this image, I smell body odor overlayed with a faint urine stench.
May 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Just looking at this image, I smell body odor overlayed with a faint urine stench.
Mouse jiggler tech improves as boss-ware becomes more intrusive. Nice!
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May 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Mouse jiggler tech improves as boss-ware becomes more intrusive. Nice!
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And Marco wasn't tall enough to be in frame.
May 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
And Marco wasn't tall enough to be in frame.
Caramel deLites/Samoas are superior in every way. Even if they've been sitting on a dashboard in August.
May 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Caramel deLites/Samoas are superior in every way. Even if they've been sitting on a dashboard in August.
For a brief moment, I got to feel smart because I knew something. Thank you to my 8th grade geography teacher!
May 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
For a brief moment, I got to feel smart because I knew something. Thank you to my 8th grade geography teacher!
Did anyone tell Melania that older equipment and newer equipment shouldn't be mixed?
April 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Did anyone tell Melania that older equipment and newer equipment shouldn't be mixed?
How do people watch that crap?
April 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How do people watch that crap?
Congratulations, sir!
April 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Congratulations, sir!
He doesn't read, Chuck!
April 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
He doesn't read, Chuck!
No, Ms. Warren. Those bells have been going off since 2016. The problem is, we don't have people in power going after them the way they're coming after us.
April 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
No, Ms. Warren. Those bells have been going off since 2016. The problem is, we don't have people in power going after them the way they're coming after us.
They didn't have the "special" pants in black?
April 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
They didn't have the "special" pants in black?
He's clearly in the 290 to 300 pound range.
April 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
He's clearly in the 290 to 300 pound range.
Where it says "...the rules"; They mean The Constitution.
April 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Where it says "...the rules"; They mean The Constitution.
I'm hoping it's a massive stroke and that it happens publicly. Seriously, like bro just face plants in a big mac.
*chef's kiss
*chef's kiss
April 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I'm hoping it's a massive stroke and that it happens publicly. Seriously, like bro just face plants in a big mac.
*chef's kiss
*chef's kiss
Liar, liar, Depends on fire 🔥
April 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Liar, liar, Depends on fire 🔥