I’m breaking out in a way nobody has ever broken out before
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I’m breaking out in a way nobody has ever broken out before
just said “I’m gonna kill someone” at full volume in CVS because they’ve been out of my mascara for a week
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
just said “I’m gonna kill someone” at full volume in CVS because they’ve been out of my mascara for a week
breaking 100 likes on instagram in 2026 should result in a monetary reward
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
breaking 100 likes on instagram in 2026 should result in a monetary reward
kitchen sink water is different than bathroom sink water
February 7, 2026 at 5:48 AM
kitchen sink water is different than bathroom sink water
it’s so funny too that you keep saying meghan markle you know i’m sussex now
January 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
it’s so funny too that you keep saying meghan markle you know i’m sussex now
if im president first thing im doing bam all air planes are faster
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 AM
if im president first thing im doing bam all air planes are faster
person with hairless cat at baggage claim upon arriving in LA I’m claiming all positive energy 1111 444 etc
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 AM
person with hairless cat at baggage claim upon arriving in LA I’m claiming all positive energy 1111 444 etc
gonna try to befriend a crow this year
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
gonna try to befriend a crow this year
Got a blue sky account
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Got a blue sky account
Happy new year to all and to all a good night
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Happy new year to all and to all a good night