Mr. Biscuits 🐸🚫👑
@mrbiscuits.bsky.social
Retired chef, vidjya game player, podcast listener. Pretty good at Fortnite.
He/they. LGBTQ+ ally. Black Lives Matter. HellPope of the Church of the SubGenius. Flavortown City Council District 3. Vaxed.
He/they. LGBTQ+ ally. Black Lives Matter. HellPope of the Church of the SubGenius. Flavortown City Council District 3. Vaxed.
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Yep. Blinking in and out of reality. One second he's here and the next he's dreaming of his Scrooge McDuck money silo where he effortlessly swims around in all the coins.
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Yep. Blinking in and out of reality. One second he's here and the next he's dreaming of his Scrooge McDuck money silo where he effortlessly swims around in all the coins.
Oh! Here they are! I forgot I put them on the top shelf in my closet last year!
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Oh! Here they are! I forgot I put them on the top shelf in my closet last year!
Probably thinking of Sydney Sweeney.
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Probably thinking of Sydney Sweeney.
Why is the COAST Guard operating in International Waters?
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Why is the COAST Guard operating in International Waters?
"What do you mean, you like waffles? Why do you hate pancakes?"
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"What do you mean, you like waffles? Why do you hate pancakes?"
I took a college course on Critical Thinking decades ago and one of the books we used/read was called "How to Lie with Statistics". It wasn't hard.
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I took a college course on Critical Thinking decades ago and one of the books we used/read was called "How to Lie with Statistics". It wasn't hard.
The fact that he misspelled Ingraham's name (probably on purpose) is chef's kiss. 👨🍳🤌😚
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The fact that he misspelled Ingraham's name (probably on purpose) is chef's kiss. 👨🍳🤌😚
From Proud Boys to Po'boys.
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
From Proud Boys to Po'boys.
A large glug in a tiny bit of cocoa is even better.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A large glug in a tiny bit of cocoa is even better.
Some people still defend Rise of Skywalker, too. 🙄
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Some people still defend Rise of Skywalker, too. 🙄
Man, that 30% just won't give up, huh?
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Man, that 30% just won't give up, huh?
Man, this sucks. Since 2000 I've watched every season of Survivor. Since 2002, I've faithfully watched every episode of NCIS and all of its various spin-offs. I'm going to miss those shows, but I will no longer be giving CBS any of my time or attention.
Go fuck yourselves Ellison and Weiss.
Go fuck yourselves Ellison and Weiss.
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Man, this sucks. Since 2000 I've watched every season of Survivor. Since 2002, I've faithfully watched every episode of NCIS and all of its various spin-offs. I'm going to miss those shows, but I will no longer be giving CBS any of my time or attention.
Go fuck yourselves Ellison and Weiss.
Go fuck yourselves Ellison and Weiss.
I hope someone eventually wraps that stupid fucking Sam Brown Belt around his neck and chokes him until he's purple.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I hope someone eventually wraps that stupid fucking Sam Brown Belt around his neck and chokes him until he's purple.
I'm afraid if I put a Santa hat on my biscuits, the hat would get greasy.
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm afraid if I put a Santa hat on my biscuits, the hat would get greasy.
Lol, congrats on your nomination @karaswisher.bsky.social !
December 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lol, congrats on your nomination @karaswisher.bsky.social !
Their son stabbed them to death, apparently.
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Their son stabbed them to death, apparently.
I was just thinking of making dolmas for the fam for Xmas eve dinner!
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I was just thinking of making dolmas for the fam for Xmas eve dinner!
But Charlie Kirk takes one in the neck and it's the worst national tragedy since JFK.
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU STUPID COUCH FUCKER. My 11 year old kid is way more important to this world than some grifting, white supremacist podcaster.
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU STUPID COUCH FUCKER. My 11 year old kid is way more important to this world than some grifting, white supremacist podcaster.
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
But Charlie Kirk takes one in the neck and it's the worst national tragedy since JFK.
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU STUPID COUCH FUCKER. My 11 year old kid is way more important to this world than some grifting, white supremacist podcaster.
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU STUPID COUCH FUCKER. My 11 year old kid is way more important to this world than some grifting, white supremacist podcaster.
Everything is computer.
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Everything is computer.
He gets completely free healthcare of the finest quality, and we pay for it with our tax dollars.
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
He gets completely free healthcare of the finest quality, and we pay for it with our tax dollars.
"I don't have a sweet tooth, I have an alcoholic molar."
- John Hodgman
- John Hodgman
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"I don't have a sweet tooth, I have an alcoholic molar."
- John Hodgman
- John Hodgman
I guess we'll see if some of these Republicans vote for impeachment of these assholes, or will they just fall in line ... Patiently waiting for anyone to do anything about all this shit that's happening. 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I guess we'll see if some of these Republicans vote for impeachment of these assholes, or will they just fall in line ... Patiently waiting for anyone to do anything about all this shit that's happening. 🙄
Slurp slurp, Ted. Does his cum taste like Big Mac sauce?
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Slurp slurp, Ted. Does his cum taste like Big Mac sauce?