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What I gave vs what I got for Secret Santa
(I got paired with our very cheap friend)
(I got paired with our very cheap friend)
December 3, 2024 at 11:45 PM
What I gave vs what I got for Secret Santa
(I got paired with our very cheap friend)
(I got paired with our very cheap friend)
Dear iPhone,
I am sorry for charging my phone while screen sharing on FaceTime.
(Maybe I wouldn’t have to if the battery life lasted 🤣)
⬇️ How many times does your phone overheat per day
I am sorry for charging my phone while screen sharing on FaceTime.
(Maybe I wouldn’t have to if the battery life lasted 🤣)
⬇️ How many times does your phone overheat per day
November 30, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Dear iPhone,
I am sorry for charging my phone while screen sharing on FaceTime.
(Maybe I wouldn’t have to if the battery life lasted 🤣)
⬇️ How many times does your phone overheat per day
I am sorry for charging my phone while screen sharing on FaceTime.
(Maybe I wouldn’t have to if the battery life lasted 🤣)
⬇️ How many times does your phone overheat per day
this feels like cheating. where's the option for in a happy long term relationship but way too young to marry?
November 29, 2024 at 10:44 PM
this feels like cheating. where's the option for in a happy long term relationship but way too young to marry?
Made a turkey out of spam for Thanksgiving since it’s too hard to make a real one #thanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Made a turkey out of spam for Thanksgiving since it’s too hard to make a real one #thanksgiving
No one brought food to my Friendsgiving…
November 25, 2024 at 4:15 AM
No one brought food to my Friendsgiving…
asked my friend to bring me a cup of juice and instead i got this
November 23, 2024 at 9:41 PM
asked my friend to bring me a cup of juice and instead i got this
my roommate took a picture of our sink and printed it to avoid doing dishes.
November 23, 2024 at 7:55 PM
my roommate took a picture of our sink and printed it to avoid doing dishes.
I was cooking pancakes and I was trying to flip them and now I have pancakes stuck to the ceiling…
November 22, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I was cooking pancakes and I was trying to flip them and now I have pancakes stuck to the ceiling…
i tried flipping a pancake and it is now stuck to the ceiling. guess I’ll never be a professional chef…now how do i get this off…
November 21, 2024 at 7:53 PM
i tried flipping a pancake and it is now stuck to the ceiling. guess I’ll never be a professional chef…now how do i get this off…
My roommates made a behavior traffic light and I got put on red…so now I moved all of her furniture to the left by 2 inches.
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 AM
My roommates made a behavior traffic light and I got put on red…so now I moved all of her furniture to the left by 2 inches.
My roommates created a behavior traffic light in our apartment because we’ve been fighting recently and I just got put on red. I’m not happy.
November 21, 2024 at 3:15 AM
My roommates created a behavior traffic light in our apartment because we’ve been fighting recently and I just got put on red. I’m not happy.
How to make a Thanksgiving Themed Bath Bomb! 😁
- Place mashed potatoes on plate
- Cover with 1-2 pieces of turkey or ham
- Add a handful of stuffing
- Sprinkle with cranberries
Then just put in your bath and enjoy the thanksgiving flavors!
- Place mashed potatoes on plate
- Cover with 1-2 pieces of turkey or ham
- Add a handful of stuffing
- Sprinkle with cranberries
Then just put in your bath and enjoy the thanksgiving flavors!
November 20, 2024 at 6:58 PM
How to make a Thanksgiving Themed Bath Bomb! 😁
- Place mashed potatoes on plate
- Cover with 1-2 pieces of turkey or ham
- Add a handful of stuffing
- Sprinkle with cranberries
Then just put in your bath and enjoy the thanksgiving flavors!
- Place mashed potatoes on plate
- Cover with 1-2 pieces of turkey or ham
- Add a handful of stuffing
- Sprinkle with cranberries
Then just put in your bath and enjoy the thanksgiving flavors!
I didn’t like the color of the interior of my new car, so I colored it with permanent marker and now I don’t really like it…can I remove it?
November 19, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I didn’t like the color of the interior of my new car, so I colored it with permanent marker and now I don’t really like it…can I remove it?
made a cookie of my roommate and it didn’t turn out how I thought it would…
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 AM
made a cookie of my roommate and it didn’t turn out how I thought it would…
My roommates put up a behavior traffic light (like in kindergarten) 😭
November 17, 2024 at 11:14 AM
My roommates put up a behavior traffic light (like in kindergarten) 😭