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Mr Business

@mrbusiness.bsky.social

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exiled and returned with different color eyes

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Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · Nov 16

I use to think this was just Beavis with his shirt pulled up 😂

Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 6h

Science Predicts No New Breakfast Foods After 2039

Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 1d

Officer this is my clone's car so whatevers in it is not mine

Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 4d

It would be more interesting if they didn't

Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 7d

Out of the way peasants, the king is going to kiss this guy's horn

Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 7d

First day on the city watch? It's easy, just remember this rhyme:

If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying

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Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 7d

I'm scared to leave my bog because people will realize it's not the bog that stinks

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Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 9d

My name is Dabble Douya

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Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 23d

A curious ass like me could find something intriguing in the Swamp of Banality

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Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · Sep 9

(ant kid dreaming) some day I'll be so big I can pick the whole picnic up by myself

Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · Sep 7

The plan is simple. We go to the tattoo parlor and ask the guy to give me and tattoo of tomorrow's powerball numbers

Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · Sep 3

I set off a basic level trap and now everybody thinks my perception stat is woefully underleveled 🤦

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Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · Aug 31

Motorcycle City is the largest city in the world with 500 buildings and over 1000 skyscrapers

Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · Jul 30

Parents should be telling their babies to start with aardvark and work their way down

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Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · Jul 30

As a baby my first word was galoobah and my second word was acquiescence

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Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · Jul 30

You won't see it in the news but scientists actually discovered a new chess piece

Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · Jul 19

Stephen Colbert is in the headlines lately, apparently he's getting fired because he can't stop crawling around and biting people's ankles. He keeps looking up and asking "did you get that? did you get that?" and we say no Stephen we're not on tv right now please our ankles kill

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Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · Jul 10

Basically you load all the fillings and meat and cheese and stuff onto one side of the sandwich, and start on the empty side so it's just bread until you get to the good half