Mr. Buttsticks
@mrbuttsticks.bsky.social
I used to make little games. Now I just stick to little jokes. Diogenes was right: In a rich man's house, there is nowhere to spit but his face. I only care about millionaires because they can hurt my friends. I also know a little bit about tires.
My brain keeps telling me to make Saurcratic dialogs between Diogenes and Deinonychus. Sometimes brain delivers.
"Behold, a man!"
"HISSSSS" *eats everyone*
"Behold, a man!"
"HISSSSS" *eats everyone*
December 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My brain keeps telling me to make Saurcratic dialogs between Diogenes and Deinonychus. Sometimes brain delivers.
"Behold, a man!"
"HISSSSS" *eats everyone*
"Behold, a man!"
"HISSSSS" *eats everyone*
So, my dog (who is the best and handsomest boy) has taken a real liking to bull pizzles (yep, it's penis). So I just now had to explain to my neighbour why the sentence "Good boy Gussy! That's a good boy now here go eat a dick buddy" came out of my mouth.
October 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So, my dog (who is the best and handsomest boy) has taken a real liking to bull pizzles (yep, it's penis). So I just now had to explain to my neighbour why the sentence "Good boy Gussy! That's a good boy now here go eat a dick buddy" came out of my mouth.
You know what chaps my ass? Well, I'll be honest it's like 99% eczema
August 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
You know what chaps my ass? Well, I'll be honest it's like 99% eczema
Gonna make that friggin' donut!
June 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Gonna make that friggin' donut!
I had a great time tonight at Whose Live Anyway. I took my brother and we laughed a lot. I needed a little hilarity break
June 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I had a great time tonight at Whose Live Anyway. I took my brother and we laughed a lot. I needed a little hilarity break
Took my dog on his first vacation ever this week. Yesterday was driving to the place, today was wandering around the onsite ghost town and closest town's dog park, and tomorrow will be an easy meander home.
May 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Took my dog on his first vacation ever this week. Yesterday was driving to the place, today was wandering around the onsite ghost town and closest town's dog park, and tomorrow will be an easy meander home.
Save a little every paycheque. It can be 5 bucks if that's all you can swing. But, save that 5 bucks for the next time everything falls apart. And when you get 1500 bucks saved up, put a thousand into a GIC or something. Just a little bit for tomorrow.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Save a little every paycheque. It can be 5 bucks if that's all you can swing. But, save that 5 bucks for the next time everything falls apart. And when you get 1500 bucks saved up, put a thousand into a GIC or something. Just a little bit for tomorrow.
I am excited for the circus way more than is probably usual. I think it'll be a great time! It helps that I am going with a friend I really like.
May 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I am excited for the circus way more than is probably usual. I think it'll be a great time! It helps that I am going with a friend I really like.
Hell yeah, early voting rules
Elections Canada is the best I'm so glad I have a government that, for all its faults, really is Hell-bent on doing a good job
Elections Canada is the best I'm so glad I have a government that, for all its faults, really is Hell-bent on doing a good job
April 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hell yeah, early voting rules
Elections Canada is the best I'm so glad I have a government that, for all its faults, really is Hell-bent on doing a good job
Elections Canada is the best I'm so glad I have a government that, for all its faults, really is Hell-bent on doing a good job
You know, if Bryan Adams was writing summer of 69 right now, it'd be called summer of 2009. Ouch, right in my old age
April 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
You know, if Bryan Adams was writing summer of 69 right now, it'd be called summer of 2009. Ouch, right in my old age
So yesterday I got an ocular migraine with auras and that shit is WILD, like, half my field of vision was perfectly normal and the other half was somehow both nothing and also moving auras? Anyway I'm pretty sure I experienced 5 dimensions yesterday and it hurt a lot
April 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
So yesterday I got an ocular migraine with auras and that shit is WILD, like, half my field of vision was perfectly normal and the other half was somehow both nothing and also moving auras? Anyway I'm pretty sure I experienced 5 dimensions yesterday and it hurt a lot
Listen, I might have accomplished nothing more than eating 5 muffins yesterday, at least I didn't eat the classified muffins or tell a newspaper about the classified muffins.
March 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Listen, I might have accomplished nothing more than eating 5 muffins yesterday, at least I didn't eat the classified muffins or tell a newspaper about the classified muffins.
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Weird naming choice but okay
February 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Weird naming choice but okay
I got a new little rolling cart to put my assorted non crochet, non-beading art supplies in. I'm hoping to expand my hide and leather skills before my gramma gets too sick to tell me if I'm doing it wrong.
I'm gonna miss my gramma. She is the source of so many of my skills... and pride.
I'm gonna miss my gramma. She is the source of so many of my skills... and pride.
January 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I got a new little rolling cart to put my assorted non crochet, non-beading art supplies in. I'm hoping to expand my hide and leather skills before my gramma gets too sick to tell me if I'm doing it wrong.
I'm gonna miss my gramma. She is the source of so many of my skills... and pride.
I'm gonna miss my gramma. She is the source of so many of my skills... and pride.
My elder persona is "weird cowboy with advice for you" and it does seem to be working for me
January 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My elder persona is "weird cowboy with advice for you" and it does seem to be working for me
I bothered my brother and he designed me a little tub to hold my beads so it's easier to pick up a bunch of them to do beading with my grouchy arthritis hands.
And he insists I'm the creative sibling.
And he insists I'm the creative sibling.
January 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I bothered my brother and he designed me a little tub to hold my beads so it's easier to pick up a bunch of them to do beading with my grouchy arthritis hands.
And he insists I'm the creative sibling.
And he insists I'm the creative sibling.
You will be visited by three spirits...
December 25, 2024 at 2:02 AM
You will be visited by three spirits...
Hell yeah, time for 4 days off, I might be a human again at the end of it
December 25, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Hell yeah, time for 4 days off, I might be a human again at the end of it
You know how I know an American invented the curly fry? Because a brit would have called it a rotato chip.
December 10, 2024 at 6:12 AM
You know how I know an American invented the curly fry? Because a brit would have called it a rotato chip.
Intrusive thought of the day: ethe hydroest of homies would look at you funny if you started carrying around a paint bucket with an airline hose from a fishtank in it, but you sure would get a lot of water in
December 6, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Intrusive thought of the day: ethe hydroest of homies would look at you funny if you started carrying around a paint bucket with an airline hose from a fishtank in it, but you sure would get a lot of water in
I think Japanese spider crab would be delicious. Also, being able to say I have a crusher crab claw club would also be delicious in a more violence and less tasty way.
November 30, 2024 at 12:58 AM
I think Japanese spider crab would be delicious. Also, being able to say I have a crusher crab claw club would also be delicious in a more violence and less tasty way.
Productivity is overrated I'm into antiductivity now
November 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Productivity is overrated I'm into antiductivity now