And I thought the Duolingo bird was pushy... 😬

You look extra dreamy to me without the beard, but you're handsome regardless.

She definitely used her brain to get in. 🤭

Ask the actor to costar in a variety show with you about your identical twin penises, of course.

Ross was so toxic; that overshadowed everything else about him. And so was that therapist that psychoanalyzed the group. Still, the other smart characters like David and Charlie were cast in a positive light.

David Beckham everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. 😌

Finally, something to replace itchin 🤌🏽 and burnin 🔥

I'm partial to option C: launch these whiny doomers into the sun. /j

He looks way more manly than 99% of the chodes on the right. Case in point:

Because the weenies on PBS said we have to keep things civil, lest the other side become more fascist. 🙄

But I thought Christmas was sacred to these people. These are the people who messed themselves over a red Starbucks cup. 🙃

These silly homophobic jokes are everywhere now. I heard someone say Trump is gay too. And he secretly wants to be dominated by Mamdani, because he smiled at him.

Can we just stop joking about how every bigoted/misogynistic/deviant man must be gay?