chexmix
@mrchexmix.bsky.social
A silly boyo living in the AZ desert. 29, single, bi
Telegram @MrCarnation
You have the pecs I strive for. But the dudes who love mine say they wouldn't want it any other way
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 AM
You have the pecs I strive for. But the dudes who love mine say they wouldn't want it any other way
I want to know what happened in Grandma's life to make her so based
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I want to know what happened in Grandma's life to make her so based
That's how I look in a pair of moon shoes too
February 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
That's how I look in a pair of moon shoes too
I wanna say Delgo so bad, but probably, hmmm... Hoot, like 2 other people in the audience, my sister, and me
February 12, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I wanna say Delgo so bad, but probably, hmmm... Hoot, like 2 other people in the audience, my sister, and me
I had an experience like this with a friend too, I was talking about opening up to dudes, he offered to suck my dick. I let him 😅. But we were at a botanical garden with well lit luminaries and people everywhere, not a empty dim pier.
We eventually found a bathroom hidden away. It was nice. owo uwu
We eventually found a bathroom hidden away. It was nice. owo uwu
February 11, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I had an experience like this with a friend too, I was talking about opening up to dudes, he offered to suck my dick. I let him 😅. But we were at a botanical garden with well lit luminaries and people everywhere, not a empty dim pier.
We eventually found a bathroom hidden away. It was nice. owo uwu
We eventually found a bathroom hidden away. It was nice. owo uwu
Daft Hands - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
YouTube video by Fr. Eckle Studios
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February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
8, I'm verse, they are verse (i think) I see no downside.
But anywhere i sit will make me cum buckets uwu
But anywhere i sit will make me cum buckets uwu
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
8, I'm verse, they are verse (i think) I see no downside.
But anywhere i sit will make me cum buckets uwu
But anywhere i sit will make me cum buckets uwu
O myst... You made me feel so dumb. 10/10
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
O myst... You made me feel so dumb. 10/10
I wanna just windsock him
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I wanna just windsock him
I'd say more musclegut, dad bod, himbo dudes, but you do that already.
What about spontaneous hookups between OCs in public places like gyms or restaurants?
What about spontaneous hookups between OCs in public places like gyms or restaurants?
February 7, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I'd say more musclegut, dad bod, himbo dudes, but you do that already.
What about spontaneous hookups between OCs in public places like gyms or restaurants?
What about spontaneous hookups between OCs in public places like gyms or restaurants?
You're oc looks like that famous cartoon dog. Who was it? Huckleberry Hound I think.
February 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
You're oc looks like that famous cartoon dog. Who was it? Huckleberry Hound I think.
After he said" Now you listen to me" my brain immediately went off into chris chan's dad confronting him saying he'll cut down the internet.
But yeah pop off queen
But yeah pop off queen
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
After he said" Now you listen to me" my brain immediately went off into chris chan's dad confronting him saying he'll cut down the internet.
But yeah pop off queen
But yeah pop off queen
Bro should've just said "want me to service them feet while he works you're ass? That's right I know!"
a black and white drawing of a man with the words " i know what you are "
ALT: a black and white drawing of a man with the words " i know what you are "
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February 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Bro should've just said "want me to service them feet while he works you're ass? That's right I know!"
Uh oh, looks like his brain got re-wired to serve huge fat cock now. Sorry Haru uwu
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Uh oh, looks like his brain got re-wired to serve huge fat cock now. Sorry Haru uwu
Mine was Ruby on the Xbox 360 but now kinda regret it because it actually was really dumb and was made by Bethesda
February 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Mine was Ruby on the Xbox 360 but now kinda regret it because it actually was really dumb and was made by Bethesda
He's not dumb, he's in love ❤️
(Don't listen to them. He's a massive gooner. He does jelqing for 6 hours a day. The blood flow isn't getting to his brain, he needs serious help. Judy and the rest of the force catch him on shift masterbating constantly consistently daily. He needs professional help.)
(Don't listen to them. He's a massive gooner. He does jelqing for 6 hours a day. The blood flow isn't getting to his brain, he needs serious help. Judy and the rest of the force catch him on shift masterbating constantly consistently daily. He needs professional help.)
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
He's not dumb, he's in love ❤️
(Don't listen to them. He's a massive gooner. He does jelqing for 6 hours a day. The blood flow isn't getting to his brain, he needs serious help. Judy and the rest of the force catch him on shift masterbating constantly consistently daily. He needs professional help.)
(Don't listen to them. He's a massive gooner. He does jelqing for 6 hours a day. The blood flow isn't getting to his brain, he needs serious help. Judy and the rest of the force catch him on shift masterbating constantly consistently daily. He needs professional help.)
"Gentlemen, please, compose yourselves. Would you like to sit together... on me...?"
*Dies of continued 8 hour bickering being sat on by two men 400x my weight
I swear you meet the craziest people on a plane.
*Dies of continued 8 hour bickering being sat on by two men 400x my weight
I swear you meet the craziest people on a plane.
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"Gentlemen, please, compose yourselves. Would you like to sit together... on me...?"
*Dies of continued 8 hour bickering being sat on by two men 400x my weight
I swear you meet the craziest people on a plane.
*Dies of continued 8 hour bickering being sat on by two men 400x my weight
I swear you meet the craziest people on a plane.
Medium? Medium! Gimme that thing and let me show you how it's done!
Nice background and lighting btw.
Nice background and lighting btw.
February 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Medium? Medium! Gimme that thing and let me show you how it's done!
Nice background and lighting btw.
Nice background and lighting btw.
4, 3, 2, 1.
But really anywhere is fine, we will all just end up in a furpile anyway uwu
But really anywhere is fine, we will all just end up in a furpile anyway uwu
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 PM
4, 3, 2, 1.
But really anywhere is fine, we will all just end up in a furpile anyway uwu
But really anywhere is fine, we will all just end up in a furpile anyway uwu
Looks like those boys had some Sunny D.
Unleash the power of the sun!
Unleash the power of the sun!
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Looks like those boys had some Sunny D.
Unleash the power of the sun!
Unleash the power of the sun!
This is like my number one fear, but if it ain't me, my number one kink 😈
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
This is like my number one fear, but if it ain't me, my number one kink 😈
I'm real! And not a clout chaser! If you block me I won't know who to laugh at in politics T.T Or see if shark boi finally gets a kiss on the crotch by Gus!!!
February 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I'm real! And not a clout chaser! If you block me I won't know who to laugh at in politics T.T Or see if shark boi finally gets a kiss on the crotch by Gus!!!