Chris White
@mrchriswhite.bsky.social
Writer, Poet, and Illustrator from Derby, UK. Doodling & Poeting across the globe. Seen a million faces, rocked one or two of ‘em.
Oddvent Day 11.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love and I had a blazing row about who in their right mind would give their nearest and dearest a bunch of snakes for a present…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love and I had a blazing row about who in their right mind would give their nearest and dearest a bunch of snakes for a present…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Oddvent Day 11.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love and I had a blazing row about who in their right mind would give their nearest and dearest a bunch of snakes for a present…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love and I had a blazing row about who in their right mind would give their nearest and dearest a bunch of snakes for a present…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
Oddvent Day 10. (Yes, somehow we’ve made it to double figures)
On the tenth day of Christmas I saw something that nobody ever wants to see. What a weird night that was…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
On the tenth day of Christmas I saw something that nobody ever wants to see. What a weird night that was…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Oddvent Day 10. (Yes, somehow we’ve made it to double figures)
On the tenth day of Christmas I saw something that nobody ever wants to see. What a weird night that was…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
On the tenth day of Christmas I saw something that nobody ever wants to see. What a weird night that was…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
Oddvent Day 9.
On the ninth day of Christmas…I was walking to the shops when some totally phat beats stopped me in my tracks…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
On the ninth day of Christmas…I was walking to the shops when some totally phat beats stopped me in my tracks…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Oddvent Day 9.
On the ninth day of Christmas…I was walking to the shops when some totally phat beats stopped me in my tracks…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
On the ninth day of Christmas…I was walking to the shops when some totally phat beats stopped me in my tracks…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
Oddvent Day 8.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love ga…WHAAAT? Oh this is embarrassing. I thought we’d sorted this out yesterday…who stuck my notes together..? I’m so confused…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love ga…WHAAAT? Oh this is embarrassing. I thought we’d sorted this out yesterday…who stuck my notes together..? I’m so confused…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Oddvent Day 8.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love ga…WHAAAT? Oh this is embarrassing. I thought we’d sorted this out yesterday…who stuck my notes together..? I’m so confused…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love ga…WHAAAT? Oh this is embarrassing. I thought we’d sorted this out yesterday…who stuck my notes together..? I’m so confused…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
Oddvent Day 7.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true lo…hang on…no…this isn’t right…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
On the seventh day of Christmas my true lo…hang on…no…this isn’t right…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Oddvent Day 7.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true lo…hang on…no…this isn’t right…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
On the seventh day of Christmas my true lo…hang on…no…this isn’t right…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Illustrator #Advent #Art #Oddvent
Oddvent Day 6.
On the sixth day of Christmas my next door neighbour was having some work done on his house and I’m guessing this lot’s quote was the lowest…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
On the sixth day of Christmas my next door neighbour was having some work done on his house and I’m guessing this lot’s quote was the lowest…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Oddvent Day 6.
On the sixth day of Christmas my next door neighbour was having some work done on his house and I’m guessing this lot’s quote was the lowest…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
On the sixth day of Christmas my next door neighbour was having some work done on his house and I’m guessing this lot’s quote was the lowest…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
Oddvent Day 5.
On the fifth day of Christmas a waiter brought to me…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
On the fifth day of Christmas a waiter brought to me…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Oddvent Day 5.
On the fifth day of Christmas a waiter brought to me…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
On the fifth day of Christmas a waiter brought to me…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
Oddvent Day 4.
On the fourth day of Christmas I received several blows to the head from above and spent the evening in A&E…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
On the fourth day of Christmas I received several blows to the head from above and spent the evening in A&E…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Oddvent Day 4.
On the fourth day of Christmas I received several blows to the head from above and spent the evening in A&E…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
On the fourth day of Christmas I received several blows to the head from above and spent the evening in A&E…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
On the third day of Christmas my taxi driver who picked me up from the station introduced to me…
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#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
On the third day of Christmas my taxi driver who picked me up from the station introduced to me…
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
#ArtAdventCalendar #Oddvent #Advent #Art
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
It’s National Illustration Day! So here are a few things I doodled for both people who actually look on here to see! #NationalIllustrationDay #art #doodles
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It’s National Illustration Day! So here are a few things I doodled for both people who actually look on here to see! #NationalIllustrationDay #art #doodles
Still time to squeeze in a cheeky author visit before Christmas! Please get in touch if you work in a primary school and fancy a fun day of poetry writing & imaginative illustrating for a festive friendly fee. Weeeeee!
#authorvisit #poetry #art
#authorvisit #poetry #art
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Still time to squeeze in a cheeky author visit before Christmas! Please get in touch if you work in a primary school and fancy a fun day of poetry writing & imaginative illustrating for a festive friendly fee. Weeeeee!
#authorvisit #poetry #art
#authorvisit #poetry #art
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Preorders for the paperback version of
Robots vs Princesses vs Unicorns vs Hamsters are GO!
(Hardback coming soon!)
Out June 24th
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Preorders for the paperback version of
Robots vs Princesses vs Unicorns vs Hamsters are GO!
(Hardback coming soon!)
Out June 24th
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May 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
🤖👸🦄🐹
Preorders for the paperback version of
Robots vs Princesses vs Unicorns vs Hamsters are GO!
(Hardback coming soon!)
Out June 24th
amzn.eu/d/3gCzVJ6
Preorders for the paperback version of
Robots vs Princesses vs Unicorns vs Hamsters are GO!
(Hardback coming soon!)
Out June 24th
amzn.eu/d/3gCzVJ6
What a bonkers night last night was! I entered my 1st ever poetry slam, as part of ‘Dracula Returns to Derby’. Somehow, I won.
I read ‘Bitey the Veggie Vampire’ & ‘Being a Vampire Really Sucks’ & returned to my crypt with the prize of a spangly cape & the title of Derby’s 1st ever ‘Count of Poetry’
I read ‘Bitey the Veggie Vampire’ & ‘Being a Vampire Really Sucks’ & returned to my crypt with the prize of a spangly cape & the title of Derby’s 1st ever ‘Count of Poetry’
May 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What a bonkers night last night was! I entered my 1st ever poetry slam, as part of ‘Dracula Returns to Derby’. Somehow, I won.
I read ‘Bitey the Veggie Vampire’ & ‘Being a Vampire Really Sucks’ & returned to my crypt with the prize of a spangly cape & the title of Derby’s 1st ever ‘Count of Poetry’
I read ‘Bitey the Veggie Vampire’ & ‘Being a Vampire Really Sucks’ & returned to my crypt with the prize of a spangly cape & the title of Derby’s 1st ever ‘Count of Poetry’
I’ve something to complain about
It’s making me perspire
Dya know how much it costs these days
To put air in a tyre?
It used to be just twenty pence
Now, I don’t wanna bore ya
But now it is two pounds or more!
Well that’s inflation for ya…
It’s making me perspire
Dya know how much it costs these days
To put air in a tyre?
It used to be just twenty pence
Now, I don’t wanna bore ya
But now it is two pounds or more!
Well that’s inflation for ya…
May 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I’ve something to complain about
It’s making me perspire
Dya know how much it costs these days
To put air in a tyre?
It used to be just twenty pence
Now, I don’t wanna bore ya
But now it is two pounds or more!
Well that’s inflation for ya…
It’s making me perspire
Dya know how much it costs these days
To put air in a tyre?
It used to be just twenty pence
Now, I don’t wanna bore ya
But now it is two pounds or more!
Well that’s inflation for ya…
📚💙 #IndiePressDay
Happy to have my latest book published by the greatest of indie publishers, HB Publishing, on June 24th. Yay for the little publishers doing big things!
Happy to have my latest book published by the greatest of indie publishers, HB Publishing, on June 24th. Yay for the little publishers doing big things!
May 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
📚💙 #IndiePressDay
Happy to have my latest book published by the greatest of indie publishers, HB Publishing, on June 24th. Yay for the little publishers doing big things!
Happy to have my latest book published by the greatest of indie publishers, HB Publishing, on June 24th. Yay for the little publishers doing big things!
📚💙 New Book Alert!
Coming Summer ‘25! #newbook #books #kidlit #cartoons #art #kidsbooks #publishing #unicorns #robots #hamsters #princesses #awesomeness
Coming Summer ‘25! #newbook #books #kidlit #cartoons #art #kidsbooks #publishing #unicorns #robots #hamsters #princesses #awesomeness
April 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
📚💙 New Book Alert!
Coming Summer ‘25! #newbook #books #kidlit #cartoons #art #kidsbooks #publishing #unicorns #robots #hamsters #princesses #awesomeness
Coming Summer ‘25! #newbook #books #kidlit #cartoons #art #kidsbooks #publishing #unicorns #robots #hamsters #princesses #awesomeness
April 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
April 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Some rhyming ramblings from the head of twerp. Who gives these people pens eh? #poem #poetry #verse #art #writing #allthehashtags #everybodyignoresmeanyway
April 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Some rhyming ramblings from the head of twerp. Who gives these people pens eh? #poem #poetry #verse #art #writing #allthehashtags #everybodyignoresmeanyway
Lord Christoph von Doodlechump III. Oil on canvas. Found near the bins down the side of a Costa Coffee in Lichfield.
April 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Lord Christoph von Doodlechump III. Oil on canvas. Found near the bins down the side of a Costa Coffee in Lichfield.