@mrcrouton.bsky.social
Food, drink, thrift store records, mediocre guitar player. Pretzel King of the KC Metro. ✌🏼❤️🥨
I’ve been on this dying sphere for 58 years, and few things have hit me as hard as my mom softly saying, “I used to be pretty” while we were looking at old photo albums. 😕
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’ve been on this dying sphere for 58 years, and few things have hit me as hard as my mom softly saying, “I used to be pretty” while we were looking at old photo albums. 😕
You’re welcome
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You’re welcome
Yay! The owls are out tonight! 😍🦉
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yay! The owls are out tonight! 😍🦉
The true heroes are the brave men and women scarfing down giant plates of Mexican food just before boarding a flight. 🫡
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The true heroes are the brave men and women scarfing down giant plates of Mexican food just before boarding a flight. 🫡
Last night on the way to dinner we drove by a house with three zebras in the front yard. Shit gets crazy in northern Arizona. 🦓🦓🦓
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Last night on the way to dinner we drove by a house with three zebras in the front yard. Shit gets crazy in northern Arizona. 🦓🦓🦓
Can’t wait for those February SKC matches! 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Can’t wait for those February SKC matches! 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
The first leg of my trip back from Arizona tomorrow was just canceled. 🎉🎊
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The first leg of my trip back from Arizona tomorrow was just canceled. 🎉🎊
Mom’s “back yard” 😂
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Mom’s “back yard” 😂
Rare occurrence
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Rare occurrence
Apparently 10am on a Tuesday is the time to get to the airport. Literally no waiting. Walked right up. There were about 50 people in the TSA Pre line though. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Apparently 10am on a Tuesday is the time to get to the airport. Literally no waiting. Walked right up. There were about 50 people in the TSA Pre line though. 😂
Watching Goldfinger so I decided to find Fort Knox. It now sits between a highway cloverleaf and a golf course. Kind of disappointing. 😕
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Watching Goldfinger so I decided to find Fort Knox. It now sits between a highway cloverleaf and a golf course. Kind of disappointing. 😕
Wait. It’s 3-2? 🤔🧐
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Wait. It’s 3-2? 🤔🧐
The Canadian Premier League final is bonkers.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The Canadian Premier League final is bonkers.
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Just saw a man wearing a polo shirt with a sweater tied around his neck.
Not in a movie from the ‘80s. In real life!
Not in a movie from the ‘80s. In real life!
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just saw a man wearing a polo shirt with a sweater tied around his neck.
Not in a movie from the ‘80s. In real life!
Not in a movie from the ‘80s. In real life!
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Scientists filmed bats to see how they communicate while swarming. They found a surprise: In urban settings, rats attack bats. What are the implications for bats ... and virus spread to humans? n.pr/3WNy2KL
Wait, what? A RAT caught and ate a BAT? And there's video! What does it portend?
Scientists filmed bats to see how they communicate while swarming. They found a surprise: In urban settings, rats attack bats. What are the implications for bats ... and virus spread to humans?
n.pr
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
Post you from a different era.
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Post you from a different era.
This was Freddy’s natural position. I have pictures of her just like this as a two pound puppy. Aussies tend to have fixations. Hers was looking out windows. Didn’t really react to things, just seemed like she was afraid she would miss something. She was the best.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This was Freddy’s natural position. I have pictures of her just like this as a two pound puppy. Aussies tend to have fixations. Hers was looking out windows. Didn’t really react to things, just seemed like she was afraid she would miss something. She was the best.
The lady who lived across the canal from me died. I think she was 97. She always gave me shit about not participating in any of the community events and for not always waiving to her through her patio door when I was walking. She always had Friday wine hour on her patio. I’ll miss you Phyllis.
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The lady who lived across the canal from me died. I think she was 97. She always gave me shit about not participating in any of the community events and for not always waiving to her through her patio door when I was walking. She always had Friday wine hour on her patio. I’ll miss you Phyllis.
For any SKC fans, the ROSS at Ward Parkway has jerseys for $30 ($100 retail at CMP) Saw M, L, XL and one 2XL. I would imagine other locations have them too.
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
For any SKC fans, the ROSS at Ward Parkway has jerseys for $30 ($100 retail at CMP) Saw M, L, XL and one 2XL. I would imagine other locations have them too.
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Glasses from the 1976 RNC in KC. Crazy stuff at thrift stores man.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Glasses from the 1976 RNC in KC. Crazy stuff at thrift stores man.
