mrdankhimself
@mrdankhimself.bsky.social
He/Him, VR gamer, cat enthusiast. I never really used Twitter so no idea what the etiquette is here.
Why does the president look so fat and weak in this video?
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Why does the president look so fat and weak in this video?
Why does the president look so fat, stupid, and weak? Is this fake news???
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Why does the president look so fat, stupid, and weak? Is this fake news???
They’re owned by oligarchs.
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
They’re owned by oligarchs.
Their only real desire is to be the worse version of themselves that they can be with no recourse and he validates that.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Their only real desire is to be the worse version of themselves that they can be with no recourse and he validates that.
He knows his father hates him. This is just for his share of the will.
October 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
He knows his father hates him. This is just for his share of the will.
I can see you’re upset about this.
September 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I can see you’re upset about this.
Is this gonna be a real game or another fixed one?
August 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is this gonna be a real game or another fixed one?
I know a guy who would be so flippin irate if that happened!
August 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I know a guy who would be so flippin irate if that happened!
I will be so glad to see this tournament disappear like a fart in the wind after Messi retires. Just like the Superliga before it.
August 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I will be so glad to see this tournament disappear like a fart in the wind after Messi retires. Just like the Superliga before it.
Cool. Release the Epstein files.
August 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Cool. Release the Epstein files.
What’s the point of trying to sell books to a mostly illiterate population?
July 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What’s the point of trying to sell books to a mostly illiterate population?
Someone should tell that guy to relax.
July 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Someone should tell that guy to relax.
Deposition is lurking in the shadows.
July 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Deposition is lurking in the shadows.
He also looks weak, frightened, and confused. Like he doesn’t know where he is or what he’s doing.
July 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
He also looks weak, frightened, and confused. Like he doesn’t know where he is or what he’s doing.
What happened to “Vote Blue No Matter Who”? Or were they not talking about themselves?
June 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What happened to “Vote Blue No Matter Who”? Or were they not talking about themselves?
“Vote blue, no matter who” indeed.
June 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“Vote blue, no matter who” indeed.
They should be allowed to play a little porn in the Emergency Alert System.
June 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They should be allowed to play a little porn in the Emergency Alert System.
Because they all have something pathologically wrong with them. A deficiency of the soul that they tried to fill with money and power.
June 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Because they all have something pathologically wrong with them. A deficiency of the soul that they tried to fill with money and power.
It’s clear that you’re not interested in an actual, honest discussion so fuck off sea lion.
May 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s clear that you’re not interested in an actual, honest discussion so fuck off sea lion.
His hands are too small to hold a gun.
April 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
His hands are too small to hold a gun.
How about this one?
April 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
How about this one?
And despite all of this, voting for the Democrat will never occur to any of these people as even a possibility.
March 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
And despite all of this, voting for the Democrat will never occur to any of these people as even a possibility.
Who the heck taught them that phrase? Why do they keep saying it?
March 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Who the heck taught them that phrase? Why do they keep saying it?
It’ll be just like how cowed and whipped he acted when Elon and his human shield/son crashed the Oval Office.
February 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It’ll be just like how cowed and whipped he acted when Elon and his human shield/son crashed the Oval Office.