Nope... i won't shut up about the price of eggs. What happened to the "day 1" promises?

If trump is mad about transgenic mice, wait until someone calls him a homo sapien.

Well, let's just see what fresh Hell awaits me today...

I seem to have developed an inability to "can." In other words, I just can't right now.

Happy Valentine's Day! St. Valentine was martered by being dragged out into the street, beaten to death, and then beheaded. Enjoy the chocolate!

Jus trying to keep up with President Fuckhead's executive orders. From "who cares about that bullshit" all the way to "This bullshit puts people in danger" to "this bullshit is going to alienate a bunch of our greatest allies"... Way to go America! Just what you asked for, right?

Here we go America! Getting the government we deserve.

If one were to place a paper bag over Steve Bannon's head for 5 minutes, I would wager that one could then read a newspaper through it.

I'm still salty about Coach Mayo getting a raw deal, yet I can't be mad at the idea of Coach Vravel. Go Pats and all, let's make playoffs next year
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Hullo new platform. Greetings.