Showing my age, but I enjoy reading these FT articles in the style of a SimCity 2000 news item (probably before the big (maybe orange) monster arrives to level your city).

Standing ovation in London for this superb battle of the Leons. A match that built, and built and built somemore ahead of an excellent ending sequence. Slater always demonstrates such keen wrestling nous, and Cage is such an exciting prospect.

Excellent afternoon at NOAH/PROGRESS show this afternoon in Camden, and huge plaudits to these absolute lunatics in particular.