fattyfallon
@mrfallon.bsky.social
wind whistler (one wafer-thin letter changes fit to fat)
He did a good job for the club.
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
He did a good job for the club.
We play Bologna away before the "Diets" in Gorgie... I'm gonna need a bigger couch!
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
We play Bologna away before the "Diets" in Gorgie... I'm gonna need a bigger couch!
"Plops" is probably worse.
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
"Plops" is probably worse.
The headline should've just read Labour MP "baffled".
January 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The headline should've just read Labour MP "baffled".
Hooray! Free heating for Great British stables and making all UK tax payments voluntary will now be Reform policy.
January 12, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Hooray! Free heating for Great British stables and making all UK tax payments voluntary will now be Reform policy.
I'm a martyr to my procedural implementations, so I am.
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I'm a martyr to my procedural implementations, so I am.
Shagged out too soon.
January 10, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Shagged out too soon.
Christ on a bike! Did Paul Tisdale write your prescription?
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Christ on a bike! Did Paul Tisdale write your prescription?
No room for racists at the club.
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM
No room for racists at the club.
"Doctor's surgery worker"?.. Is he a cleaner? Van driver? Ill-mannered janitor?
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
"Doctor's surgery worker"?.. Is he a cleaner? Van driver? Ill-mannered janitor?
Don't you fuckin' offer me that again...
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Don't you fuckin' offer me that again...