Mr Fanta Pants
@mrfantapants.bsky.social
Not totally useless, but not far off.
Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.
Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.
A friend ordered me a house warming present but she forgot that another friend already ordered the same thing and now I have two of the same toaster. She was supposed to order the matching kettle 😂
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
A friend ordered me a house warming present but she forgot that another friend already ordered the same thing and now I have two of the same toaster. She was supposed to order the matching kettle 😂
I've just packed a sandwich and water bottles to take on my bus trip today.
I'm officially old.
I'm officially old.
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I've just packed a sandwich and water bottles to take on my bus trip today.
I'm officially old.
I'm officially old.
Toaster. Does it belong on the kitchen bench or in the cupboard?
Discuss.
Discuss.
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Toaster. Does it belong on the kitchen bench or in the cupboard?
Discuss.
Discuss.
15% off at Dan Murphy's
a man in a blue vest says " so add to cart " in front of two other men
ALT: a man in a blue vest says " so add to cart " in front of two other men
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November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
15% off at Dan Murphy's
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Maximum level Schnauzering activated🚀!
Amazing walk in the New Forest this morning💥! Running, chasing, exploring, stream dipping, mud wallowing, leaf digging, sniffs, ignoring recall… 🧡
#SchnauzerGang #DogsofBluesky
Amazing walk in the New Forest this morning💥! Running, chasing, exploring, stream dipping, mud wallowing, leaf digging, sniffs, ignoring recall… 🧡
#SchnauzerGang #DogsofBluesky
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Maximum level Schnauzering activated🚀!
Amazing walk in the New Forest this morning💥! Running, chasing, exploring, stream dipping, mud wallowing, leaf digging, sniffs, ignoring recall… 🧡
#SchnauzerGang #DogsofBluesky
Amazing walk in the New Forest this morning💥! Running, chasing, exploring, stream dipping, mud wallowing, leaf digging, sniffs, ignoring recall… 🧡
#SchnauzerGang #DogsofBluesky
Thank fuck it's Friday.
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thank fuck it's Friday.
As a species, we have lost the ability to scroll down on emails.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
As a species, we have lost the ability to scroll down on emails.
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
Golden Gaytimes AND Drumsticks are half price at Coles.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Golden Gaytimes AND Drumsticks are half price at Coles.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
After being in my new house for almost a month with no internet (other than a very very bad FTTN connection for the last week and a bit), I finally have glorious FTTP 🥳
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
After being in my new house for almost a month with no internet (other than a very very bad FTTN connection for the last week and a bit), I finally have glorious FTTP 🥳
And now my Christmas tree is complete 😍
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
And now my Christmas tree is complete 😍
Just realised I have left a candle burning in the dining room ALL DAY 😳
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Just realised I have left a candle burning in the dining room ALL DAY 😳
My new door mat just arrived
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My new door mat just arrived
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
Exactly 1 year until I get long service leave 🥳
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Exactly 1 year until I get long service leave 🥳
Such pretty forks in the road
On this continuum I've been bouncing
Life flashing promise before my eyes
- @alanismorissette.bsky.social
On this continuum I've been bouncing
Life flashing promise before my eyes
- @alanismorissette.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Such pretty forks in the road
On this continuum I've been bouncing
Life flashing promise before my eyes
- @alanismorissette.bsky.social
On this continuum I've been bouncing
Life flashing promise before my eyes
- @alanismorissette.bsky.social
I may have just eaten a bay leaf but how the fuck can I be sure?
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I may have just eaten a bay leaf but how the fuck can I be sure?
No more looking straight into the neighbour's kitchen.
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
No more looking straight into the neighbour's kitchen.
Look who's back. Back again.
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Look who's back. Back again.
After a wet start it's turned into a cracker of a day 😍
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
After a wet start it's turned into a cracker of a day 😍
Stop. Hammer time!
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Stop. Hammer time!
You know the nap was good when you wake up drooling on the pillow.
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
You know the nap was good when you wake up drooling on the pillow.
Perfect day to be at the beach!
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Perfect day to be at the beach!