So free speech is alive and well? But hey -- at least they gave you a fair hearing and didn't overreact and kick you out without letting you explain your position. Because that would've been mean :)

There has to be more than that, I'd guess.

You suggested that YOU invented the tiddly-pom-stretch-clap and they took affront at the mere idea of such a thing?

You suggested the administrator's wife was not good at playing piano and it caused him to challenge you to a duel?

There was a rumble of epic proportions and the reverberations of this could be felt in Kowloon, Sydney and points east?

The scandal will go down even unto the 10th generation?