Happy New Years

One day I’ll stop using Google Slides to meme, that day is not today

I locked in a 59 point lead in my fantasy league’s 3rd place matchup bc my opponent started two players that didn’t play

This is Smiles, who used to live in Arkansas, but now lives in Texas.

My joyful Oreo does not know the meaning of “dainty”

I found an eleven pound baguette in this cat tree

I’m starting to see ethanol free gas pop up at more Buc Ees locations, but it’s more expensive and seems to lead to more emissions. There HAS to be something I’m missing

I told him I started Joe Burrow after he asked me who I had winning 💀

I just checked the leaderboard for farthest distance in the Alto’s Odyssey mobile game, and in its six year history, only one player has ever gone above a million meters, and their farthest distance is actually over two billion 💀

The ship has holes in it, but it hasn't sank yet. These are the teams I'm rooting for to give the Cowboys the best chances of a playoff berth, and the teams I think will actually win this week.