Mr French Fries
@mrfrenchfries.bsky.social
Green couch potato.
Substitute comedian.
Starve the bots.
Substitute comedian.
Starve the bots.
This one just keeps appreciating.
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This one just keeps appreciating.
Before the Karens I haven’t blocked yet on #sandiego #photogrsphy Reddit try to remind me to post video next time. #cityscape #landscape #suburbia #vibes
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Before the Karens I haven’t blocked yet on #sandiego #photogrsphy Reddit try to remind me to post video next time. #cityscape #landscape #suburbia #vibes
I could respond to this with larger post-tv World Wide Web context. Or I could react
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I could respond to this with larger post-tv World Wide Web context. Or I could react
I’m of multiple minds about this kind of #Christmas decor…when it’s mass produced.
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m of multiple minds about this kind of #Christmas decor…when it’s mass produced.
This panoramic photo from last week makes me want to take the dog on as long a walk as the dog wants. My year of tendonitis makes me wish I’d never been born. ⚖️
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This panoramic photo from last week makes me want to take the dog on as long a walk as the dog wants. My year of tendonitis makes me wish I’d never been born. ⚖️
Don’t need to go to the library to read this one. Just need to borrow some reading time from the public trust.
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Don’t need to go to the library to read this one. Just need to borrow some reading time from the public trust.
I’m not sure how many memorial services have ‘decorate a rock’ tables, but
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m not sure how many memorial services have ‘decorate a rock’ tables, but
I only took one free sample from the big box stores this week 🙏
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I only took one free sample from the big box stores this week 🙏
So @theneptuneapp.bsky.social hasn’t done an apres nous deluge yet?
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
So @theneptuneapp.bsky.social hasn’t done an apres nous deluge yet?
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ok. Killing my doomscroll snark and asking #gardensky to help me keep from killing this baby citrus in 3-2-
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ok. Killing my doomscroll snark and asking #gardensky to help me keep from killing this baby citrus in 3-2-
Cheap and easy bloomscroll before I drive to the office Xmas party to give my manager some baby Jesus levels of “please don’t let your boss tell you to tell me I can’t keep up with inflation.” 💝💞 #dreaming #americandream
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Cheap and easy bloomscroll before I drive to the office Xmas party to give my manager some baby Jesus levels of “please don’t let your boss tell you to tell me I can’t keep up with inflation.” 💝💞 #dreaming #americandream
Perfect time to try adding short videos to new Twitter. Every record player sounds just distinct enough. Like a snowflake. Or a downbad user who got their thirsty account flagged. 🙂↕️
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Perfect time to try adding short videos to new Twitter. Every record player sounds just distinct enough. Like a snowflake. Or a downbad user who got their thirsty account flagged. 🙂↕️
Meanwhile I should buy some of this for this house.
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Meanwhile I should buy some of this for this house.
Not MY glory #gardensky …but any flower hardy enough for a forgotten downtown parking lot is glorious.
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Not MY glory #gardensky …but any flower hardy enough for a forgotten downtown parking lot is glorious.
I could have left this One to maybe blast one last stink at whoever opened the garage door.
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I could have left this One to maybe blast one last stink at whoever opened the garage door.
Knew I would need this screenshot eventually for something. Glad it was for this and not a t shirt.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Knew I would need this screenshot eventually for something. Glad it was for this and not a t shirt.
Labrabull does #shortsformcontent 🎄 🍇
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Labrabull does #shortsformcontent 🎄 🍇
Ok. I’m oh…Kay…with people leaving their skeletons up through new years. If they hide their house number.
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Ok. I’m oh…Kay…with people leaving their skeletons up through new years. If they hide their house number.
The platform pimps, the world over, really REALLY need us to call them ‘social media’ “promotors” 👍
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The platform pimps, the world over, really REALLY need us to call them ‘social media’ “promotors” 👍
#millipede crossing the road so #bugsky can surf the highway
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
#millipede crossing the road so #bugsky can surf the highway